PHP date question

Ok I can echo "Hello World!" but the problem is that after 30 minutes it should only echo "Hello you loser!"
How do I do this?

sleep


<?php
if (isset($_COOKIE['time'])) {
      print (time() > ($_COOKIE['time'] + 30 * 60))
                    ? "Hello you loser!" : "Hello World!";
}
else {
    setcookie('time', time());
    print "Hello World!";
}
?>

<?php

if( isset( $_COOKIE['time'] ) )
{
    if( time() < ( $_COOKIE['time'] + 30 * 60 ) )
    {
        echo 'Hello, World!';
    }else
    {
        echo 'Hello, you loser!';
        die;
    }
}else
{
    setcookie( 'time', time() );
    echo 'Hello, World!';
}

?>

<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="5;<?=$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'];?>" />

<?php

for(x=1;x<30*6000;x++) {
echo '<script>alert("hello world")</script>
}

echo "hello, loser";


?>

Easier

>>3
>>4
>>5

FAIL. NEEDS MOAR ENTERPRISE

<?xml version='1.0' standalone='yes'?>
   <config>
      <param name="secondsInMinute" value="60"/>
      <param name="minutesUntilChange" value="30"/>
      <param name="string1" value="Hello World!"/>
      <param name="string2" value="Hello you loser!"/>
  </config>

<?php
$parameters = simplexml_load_file("config.xml");

if( isset( $_COOKIE['time'] ) ) {
    if( time() < ( $_COOKIE['time'] + $parameters['secondsInMinute'] * $parameters['minutesUntilChange'] ) ) {
        echo $parameters['string1'];
   }
   else {
        echo $parameters['string2'];
        die;
    }
}
else {
    setcookie( 'time', time() );
}

>>6
setcookie???  class CCookie or GTFO.

>>6
THAT'S NOT ENTERPRISE ENOUGH.

An EXPERT ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER should be always ready to implement scalable dynamic solutions for mission-critical business applications.

<?php

  class Message {
    private $message;
    public function __construct($msg = '') {
      $this->message = $msg;
    }
    public function display() {
      echo $this->message;
    }
  }

  class MessageFatal extends Message {
    public function display() {
      parent::display();
      die;
    }
  }

  class MessageFactory {
    static public function produce($msg, $fatal = false) {
      return $fatal ? new MessageFatal($msg)
                    : new Message($msg);
    }
  }

  interface IGenericConfigurationProvider {
    public function getValue($name);
  }

  class XMLConfig implements IGenericConfigurationProvider {
    private $data;
    public function __construct($filename = 'config.xml') {
      $this->data = simplexml_load_file("config.xml");
    }
    public function getValue($name) {
      return $this->data[$name];
    }
  }

  $config = new XMLConfig(); // Todo: OracleDBConfig, of course.
  $messages = array (
    'fine' => MessageFactory::produce($config->getValue('string1'), false),
    'error' => MessageFactory::produce($config->getValue('string2'), true),
  );

  $what = 'fine';
  $messages = array (
    'fine' => MessageFactory::produce($config->getValue('string1'), false),
    'error' => MessageFactory::produce($config->getValue('string2'), true),
  );

  $what = 'fine'; // TODO: use constants.
  if (isset($_COOKIE['time'])) {
    if (time() < ($_COOKIE['time'] + $config->getValue('secondsInMinute') *
                                     $config->getValue('minutesUntilChange'))) {
      $what = 'error';
    }
  } else {
    setcookie('time', time());
  }
  $messages[$what]->display();

?>

But, of course, this should be rewritten in Java.

LOL at all the truth, you win gentlemen

>>5
>>8

I lol'd

>>8
EXPERT PROGRAMMER!

>>8
i didn't realize anyone on earth actually bothered to learn OO PHP...

Honestly, I never looked at PHP that closely -- just enough to determine it was shit. Kind of akin to how you don't have to stare at the sun all day long to determine that it's really goddamn bright.

>>8
OO for PHP - weird.

gb2/g/

>>15
Baaawww!

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