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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 21:01 ID:Khv+Mg8r

I need to do a seminar on something XML-related and I have to propose the subject to my teacher tomorrow.

I would like anon to sugest something interesting I should make this seminar about, something web-related is preferable, but that shouldn't come as a surprise.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 21:18 ID:Heaven

propose the subject to my teacher tomorrow.

:)

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 22:58 ID:FgHg4/g1

XSLT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 23:03 ID:Heaven

DESUML

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 23:07 ID:B8M5ajt8

>>1
My other car is a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 23:14 ID:6+VGCsfv

(SXML)

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 0:50 ID:RKJY9vaz

>>4
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 1:40 ID:Mu2Q1wDB

BBcode is what XML is implemented on top of, I suggest you talk about it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 2:14 ID:61E9Tuxr

How about how XML sucks and even a retarded monkey on crack could come up with something better?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 6:15 ID:QJxkxzKw

How about XML based web service APIs such the one eBay makes available to programmers. It's the first thing I thought of since I'm currently using it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 7:48 ID:vfAvVnXU

Present a summary of a paper called "The Essence of XML" by Jerome Simeon and Philip Wadler.  Google should find it for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 7:50 ID:u2AXKDgW

>>1
"something web-related" => XHTML

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 8:40 ID:KP04C2sV

SVG

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 9:02 ID:e8H060tk

Tits or GTFO

Oops sorry, wrong thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 9:39 ID:RiW/66ug

>>14
you would know, you 8-bit machine

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 9:42 ID:3wanddV1

how about xml being a reinvention of S-expressions?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 12:25 ID:lh7Td6yc

Thanks for delivering, anonymous. There was no class today, fortunately, so I have a sometime to check those out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 16:39 ID:s6vTvwN0

>>1
I need to do a seminar on something XML-related
If your audience are geeks, talk about how XML is bullshit and everybody is a moron for it, like it magically enabled software to share data or it was any good (let alone efficient) at anything you can use it for, even its original and sole purpose (a format for describing document). It has an XBOX-sized hype and it's one of the worst misunderstood technologies ever hyped.

If it's for people who like XML, talk about enterprise scalable professional business solutions with high-availability that scale to your business needs and allow you to maximize your profits, convert visitors into customers, optimize your cash flows and lower the total cost of ownership by discovering business logic and pipelining management.

>>16
Only they got everything wrong. I refuse to see XML as S-expressions. More like Fail-expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 20:10 ID:TByUCMbt

XML is disgustingly verbose. There's just no excuse for it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 20:58 ID:s6vTvwN0

<xml>
    <enterprise:features>
        <general>
            <featureset id="1">
                <feature name="verbosity">
                    <properties>
                        <property name="verbose">
                        1
                        </property>
                    </properties>
                </feature>
            </featureset>
        </general>
    </enterprise:features>
</xml>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:45

lol wut

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