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Programming Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 6:41 ID:nmbUVY+e

Post some of your good programming jokes here!
A good one I know is:
"My other car is a cdr" as in car and cdr from LISP

Also,
Why do programmers always confuse christmas and halloween?
Because oct[31] = dec[25]

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-20 6:08

>>78
Do not fight against the river.
For its source is eternal.
One must become the water to influence it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:48

There's only one kind of people in the world: non-jews
Kikes are inhuman parasites

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:57

>>81
But that water is polluted.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-23 21:19

HOW DO U DECLARE AN ARRAY OF LOVE?
WITH LESS THAN 3 ELEMENTS U FUKIN RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:24

>>83
So become the water to influence it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:26

>>84
aah fuckhh faggottt you made me lauggh

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:45

>>83
With shit. Shit from muslims and kikes. Death to sandniggers and hymies.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 22:06

Hi, seat to sand diggers and hymens!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 22:09

I have a friend which would like to be a seat for some hymens. ;__;

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 2:51

I have a friend which would like to be a seat for some hyphens. ;--;

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 20:09

>>5,18 et.al
Erm, the 10 types are: those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that understand Gray code.

>>75
I think he's referring to bumping of old threads.

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