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Programming Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 6:41 ID:nmbUVY+e

Post some of your good programming jokes here!
A good one I know is:
"My other car is a cdr" as in car and cdr from LISP

Also,
Why do programmers always confuse christmas and halloween?
Because oct[31] = dec[25]

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 0:51 ID:8hMTShjh

This is a math joke, but math and programming are similar.

At the end of the year, all of the math functions decided to get together and have a little celebration.  Everyone was there:  sine, cosine, x squared, e to the x, all of the Taylor expansions...everyone.  They were all having a good time, except for e to the x.  X squared looked over to the corner and saw little e to the x just sulking with its head in its hands.  Deciding that this was unacceptable, x squared walks over to e to the x and says:  "Come on, e to the x, why not integrate?".  To which e to the x replied "Why bother, it won't make a difference."

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