Java

I hate the term Java and the way it gets thrown around

I'm a big Java fan. I'm the president of my university's enterprise solutions club. I listen predominately to industry people giving enterprise-quality speeches. I have my OS modded so I can run Java without a virtual machine. My favorite feature is the enterprise quality of Java. After I graduate I plan to move to Sun and teach Java in C high schools for a year or so. I have posters and wallscrolls covering my walls from various Sun developers and contributors. I played Eon the dragon: 2 and sobbed for hours. I code in Java, and love expert code, and I write whitepapers about Java when I can get ahold of it (though it's far from my favorite hobby). I've followed sun Microsystems for like 5 years. I browse 4chan and was very excited to hear about Java reforming today. I host a webradio show called JAVA for Java As a Vicious Alternative. For the past 8 years I've been playing a D20 roleplaying game based on Java and enterprise quality. I'm currently wearing a Sun shirt.

But I'm still a normal guy without any social disfunctions or things you'd generally associate with a ``Java enterprise quality programmer'' I go out in public and see concerts and do well in school when I apply myself (lol rarely). Why do we have to go and label people like this? It's totally lame.

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nice edit

Lol

>>3
Edited? Requesting original, need to make Python/Ruby weeaboo version.

>>4
I don't have original but it was the same with this you can see the logic, it was about the term ``weeaboo'', some kid bitching about his love for Japan etc..
After I graduate I plan to move to Sun and teach Java in C high schools for a year or so.
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After i graduate i plan to move to Japan and teach English in Japan high schools for a year or so.

[quote]I've been playing a D20 roleplaying game based on Java and enterprise quality.[/quote]
I would so play that.

these edits crack the shit outta me

>>7

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Why reinvent the wheel?