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FUCK YEAH, COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 22:50 ID:q75yKT18

COBOL ROCKS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-30 23:45 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 3:42 ID:kWG7DAM/

so i herd you liek dienosar coed

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 4:53 ID:0jwGVyCP

COBOL, is like, the pimp of programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 5:02 ID:3UzLPsP7

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 5:56 ID:ncq3575a

ONE WORD FOR COBOL: FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 6:33 ID:Kd/3Ykfb

TOO BAD COBOL IS FAST AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 7:25 ID:IFy0erqO

But is COBOL touring-complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 8:35 ID:iKP5MTTQ

(define (true-statement x)
   `(ONE WORD FOR ,x FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE))
(true-statement 'haskell)
(true-statement 'python)
(true-statement 'zillionotherlanguages)
(true-statement 'AAAARGHMYEYES)

in a side anecdote, when computers weren't nearly as available as they are now, my father studied cobol when he was 16. and he had to indent code in his exam. Did I mention there where no computer available, and indenting on an exact column in paper is hard?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 10:26 ID:bt6Ak5QD

>>8
Can't be.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 10:37 ID:veYRpHLh

>>9
Were there also no straight objects available, which one could trivially use to consistently indent a block of code on a piece of paper, or is your father just a goddamn idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 11:11 ID:iKP5MTTQ

you had to put every character in the right square, because you had to count the right column.
It's not imposible, but it takes longer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 11:13 ID:iKP5MTTQ

also, how a straight object helps in indenting? I can't imagine it. After you count the right column, the ones below it come easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 11:20 ID:Wnb5MSor

DOES THIS MEAN THAT ALSO GRAPH PAPER WASN'T AVAILABLE AS IT IS NOW?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 14:37 ID:iKP5MTTQ

dude, of course he used graph paper.
I don't know if you ever took a programming exam in your life, but, it's easier to write when you don't have to put every single character in every single square.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 14:57 ID:ne2+Pi2g

COBOL gives me job security

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 15:15 ID:Wnb5MSor

>>15
The thing is, I've taken numerous programming exams and I've never seen a problem with the practice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-31 22:11 ID:Heaven

SNOBOL > COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:37

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:53

The other questions have   been answered by.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:03

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:05

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:47

Lain.

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