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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 12:45 ID:SMuYMdLu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
one word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE.
i have taken out two mission critical applications at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also enterprise grade best practices.
your compiler might be bigger than me,but i know mine is smarter and quicker.
my compiler is 130 kb pure lean code.
one keystroke and i'll overflow your buffers.
your the one whose a nerd.i can optimize CFLAGS anytime i want you probably haven't ever touched CFLAGS before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth my attention one look at my code and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the expertest.
i have worked in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never indented my code!
im undefeated in competitive obfuscation of code.
im on my way to IOCCC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 12:56 ID:5Kfz+L2M

English please.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 13:18 ID:Heaven

>>1
But have you read SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 13:53 ID:UBsBGZDR

epic copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 16:10 ID:xfK4G6V8

age

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 16:35 ID:SOR+Uj6m

never indented my code!

That part made me lawl a bit

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 22:01 ID:HDB8JZOk

fucking win as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-25 3:36 ID:/srwQfDf

BUMP4WIN ! ! !

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-25 9:27 ID:LeW1WRVb

b*tch

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-25 12:36 ID:UKFa3eNF

Erase is backspace.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-25 14:55 ID:LeW1WRVb

Kill is control-U (^U).
Interrupt is control-C (^C).                                                                                                                   
$

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-26 11:57 ID:0HWJ/29+

>>1,7,8
same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-26 12:23 ID:mVng6Unm

>>12
Actually, no.

>>1,5,9,11 are me, possibly >>3 as well.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-26 22:36 ID:Heaven

>>13
>>3 was me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-27 13:25 ID:Heaven

>>14
But have you read SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:23

Its useless

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