/prog/ - Why do Japanese programmers suck?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-12 13:13 ID:vUMB/CV6

I'm serial guys, why?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 22:40

>>40
I see you're new to world4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 12:16

>>39
anything they do for PCs (which, in Japan, means Windows) tends to never work outside the developer's machine
Shit yes. Have you taken a look at Futuba's code? What a fucking monstrosity. If Yotsuba is based on that shit then it's obvious why the imageboards go down once a week.

they haven't ever heard of Unicode and write Shit_JIS Windows bullshit
More like they want to keep the gaijin out.

Windows is a toy OS
Fuck off with your freetard shit you retarded faggot.

ASCII is backwards compatible with ASCII
Yes, I believe that has something to do with the identity property.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 12:37

>>42 Windows really is a toy OS. Get over it, and move one, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 12:38

s/one/on/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 15:17

>>39
While Japanese videogames for consoles are usually of superb quality
No! But they are usually better tested than patchable software.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 16:14

>>42
>>15
Oh look the weeaboos?!
No wonder they are so delusional.
"The best videogames ever are Japanese."
LOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 17:17

>>46
Oh yeah these fucking weeaboos.
Brb check my favorite video games.

Crap...

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 17:27

^{S^{L^{A^{C^KW}A}R}E}_{S_{U_{P_{R_EM}A}C}Y}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 0:22

Japanese programs are riddled with bugs and incompatibilities.
I played many playstation games and only once Shadows of Colossus crashed - it slowed down, then freezed, then watchdog timer restarted it into the main menu. Final Fantasy, Metal Gear and Silent Hill never crashed for me. But PC games crash every time and required tons of patches to work. I remember playing Ultima 9 (PC clone of Legend of Zelda) - it wasnt even possible to complete because of bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 0:34

>>38
They should have keept passwords md5 hashed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 1:27

>Ultima 9 (PC clone of Legend of Zelda)
then Linux is clone of MS-DOS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 4:50

>>51
Tell us at least three major game mechanics differences between Zelda and Ultima, setting alone.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 5:23

>>52
Tell us at least three major interface differences between Command.com and Bash, setting alone.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 5:32

>>53
You know how a C64 had BASIC? You could type BASIC commands and they would run immediately, or you could put line numbers and enter a program.

LoseThos has a C+ compiler instead of BASIC.

There is no path. You do not type filenames at the command line. Instead, a bunch of commands are waiting in memory, or you can #include new files to compile and run apps.

http://www.losethos.com/videos.html

God says...
C:\TEXT\YANKEE.TXT

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 5:43

>>53
both are ugly as fuck

use Lisp, Luke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 5:45

>>54
C++ sucks. Can you replace it with Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 8:36

LISP sucks can you replace it with ANI Programming Language?
http://code.google.com/p/anic/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 12:34

>>57
Weird syntax so it sucks by violating the principle of least surprise.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 5:08

>>58
define "weird", jew

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 5:09

>>57
what makes you think that Lisp sucks?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 5:09

>>57
static typing -> instant fail

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 5:15

>>57
It's alpha software. Maybe I can look at it again in 5 years.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 5:16

Static typing with algebraic types is the best.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 6:17

Static typing with algebraic types -> double fail

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 7:31

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 10:42

>>10
SDMKun and Parsec47 beg to differ. And shiroi danmaku is even written in D. What a slap to enterprise programming. Actually, japs are not afraid to use D and other esoteric shit.

>>24
Has he fixed desyncs bugs in replay mode? Also some his mistakes were really rookish. Like locking Extra stage after playing on easy. Inb4 usual he-is-playing-on-easy shittalk that misses the point.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 11:32

I am a Japanese programmer and I want to work in US. What can I do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 12:12

>>67
You could learn to program, but it can't be helped. You'd have to stop being Japanese first.

Name: sage 2011-09-30 17:54

>>67
Opening you're eyes when programming might help, you could see what you're typing then. c:
One more thing, don't, DON'T, drive if/when you work in the US.
Please take the bus instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 18:00

>>69
But there are no buses in Gensokyo!

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Why do Japanese programmers suck?

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