THE WWW SUCKS, REDESIGN PLEASE

All of the technologies that form the foundation of the WWW really suck.  HTML blows, Ajax blows, Javascript/ECMAscript blows, XML blows, all browsers blow, Flash sucks, ActiveX sucks HARD, it *all* sucks.  This is the future?  A bunch of bloated technologies, initially meant to insure proper delivery of decorated textual information, forced and twisted into a multimedia landscape? 

ITT we redesign the WWW.

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>XHTML: ♀
Fixed. XHTML requires browsers to fail hard on errors, which largely makes up for the massive failure of using XML. Also, you forgot one:
PHP: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND