THE WWW SUCKS, REDESIGN PLEASE

All of the technologies that form the foundation of the WWW really suck.  HTML blows, Ajax blows, Javascript/ECMAscript blows, XML blows, all browsers blow, Flash sucks, ActiveX sucks HARD, it *all* sucks.  This is the future?  A bunch of bloated technologies, initially meant to insure proper delivery of decorated textual information, forced and twisted into a multimedia landscape? 

ITT we redesign the WWW.

>>1
Truth, but let's see. Suckage level in ♀, more ♀ more sucks, max 5 ♀.

HTTP: ♀♀♀♀♀
SGML: ♀♀♀♀♀
HTML: ♀♀
XHTML: ♀♀♀♀
XML: ♀♀♀♀♀
CSS: <no suck>
JavaScript as a language: ♀
JavaScript standard "library": ♀♀♀♀♀
JavaScript implementations: ♀♀♀♀♀
AJAX: ♀♀♀♀ (what you have to do because HTTP and HTML suck)
Browsers: ♀♀
ActiveX: ♀♀♀♀♀
Flash: ♀♀♀♀
Java: ♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀

>>3,5,6,9
Truth

>>10
It's certainly a better syntax than *ML languages, but get that bgcolor bullshit out of there.

>>11
Suckage level in ♀, more ♀ more sucks, max 5 ♀.

Lisp "syntax": ♀♀♀
XML: ♀♀♀♀♀