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Too bad C is fast as virgin fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 10:01 ID:NJ9BH2bZ

Anyways, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this profile.
I went to /prog/ a while ago; you know, world4chan?
Well anyways there was an insane number of C programmers resolving memory leaks there, and I couldn't post.
Then, I looked at a stickied thread, and it had "CFLAGS tutorial" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /prog/ just because it's got a CFLAGS tutorial, fool.
It's only CFLAGS, CFLAGS are a workaround for crying out loud.
There're even entire teams here. Team of 6, all out for some m4d CFLAGS, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, I'm gonna compile with -O4 -malicious-double!" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you algorithm help if you get out of my Internet.
/prog/ should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two nerds on opposite sides of the thread can start a fight over the forced indentation of code at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
People with lives should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start trolling, and then the bastard beside me goes "-fpie-extensions and -ffaggot-protector, with extra security."
Who in the world uses insecure languages nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to compile it with extra security?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "I'd better use Haskell for this"?
Coming from a /prog/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, virtual machines.
That's right, programs running in virtual machines. This is the vet's way of programming.
Using a virtual machine means your program doesn't have direct access to the system. But on the other hand the program runs a tad slower. This is the key.
And then, it's Rapid Application Development. This is unbeatable.
However, if you use this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the process scheduler from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, should just stick with today's special.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 10:05 ID:KIrdnbLQ

this modded copypasta is fucking win

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