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1337 C++ PROGRMMMAERZ

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 15:51 ID:mqmLXfrV

Hi, all 1337 C++ progrmmaerz.. I'm so really fucking sick of you. I could probably communicate with you if you had ever learned any languages that wouldn't be a subset of Ada, BASIC, C, C++, Fortran, Java, Visual Basic. As of now, I can just be really fucking angry and tell how much you would need to read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 16:07 ID:7WWRKIIv

Does the op have a difficult time understanding templates? Virtual inheritance? References? Aww, poor you. It's too bad no one gives a fuck about your opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 19:12 ID:CQgF4yiB

The OP probably doesn't even know how to make friends.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 19:40 ID:7WWRKIIv

>>3
Muahahaha, that's a good one!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 19:51 ID:e0R1yC/e

>>3
Will you be my friend?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 21:09 ID:uTQB/Wl8

>>5
lol nice try but, NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 22:16 ID:8BHG5GPk

>>6
lol nice try but, NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 23:41 ID:l+IC/Ydc

>>7
lol nice try but, NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 0:28 ID:SCb6H7Mr

>>8
lol nice try but, throw()

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 0:32 ID:kWJWn0l9

>>9
lol nice try but, that's not C++

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 0:43 ID:SCb6H7Mr

>>10
Man, now there you go, ruining a perfectly good running joke by being a dumb ass.
http://www.kuzbass.ru:8086/docs/isocpp/except.html#except.spec

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 1:16 ID:Heaven

>>11
I wasn't referring to your throw(), I was referring to the "lol nice try but," part.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 1:22 ID:MjjsJ16t

>>12
why did you sage ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 1:51 ID:kWJWn0l9

>>12
Habit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 5:00 ID:+E+xW3xP

>>14
twat

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 5:11 ID:/q1mAetw

Lurk Moar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 9:02 ID:nneDpcDr

angry emos strike again

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 11:58 ID:/q1mAetw

Seconded - this thread has ended peacefully - thank god.

Name: ee™ 2007-05-05 15:35 ID:AhqnpN5A

>>1
"I could probably communicate with you if you had ever learned any languages that wouldn't be a subset of Ada, BASIC, C, >>C++<<, Fortran, Java, Visual Basic."

There is no subset of C++. C++ itself is a subset.

*stamped "FAIL" on 1's face*

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 15:37 ID:hDzYaWs8

>>19
Subset of what? Also, learn to read.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 15:56 ID:MjjsJ16t

>>19
a subset of something can be a subset of a subset

*stamped "FAIL" on 1's face*

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 15:58 ID:MjjsJ16t

*stamped "FAIL" on 19's face*

fixed

also, C++ is a superset of C not subset

*stamped "FAIL" on 19's face*

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:03 ID:hDzYaWs8

>>22
C++ is not a superset of C, either.

Also, HOW DO I USED ANOTHER USER's ID?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:12 ID:MjjsJ16t

C++ is not a superset of C, either.

Yes it is, sir.

I'm >>21 and >>22

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:22 ID:hDzYaWs8

>>24

Stroustrup says: ``In the strict mathematical sense, C isn't a subset of C++. There are programs that are valid C but not valid C++ and even a few ways of writing code that has a different meaning in C and C++. However, C++ supports every programming technique supported by C. Every C program can be written in essentially the same way in C++ with the same run-time and space efficiency. It is not uncommon to be able to convert tens of thousands of lines of ANSI C to C-style C++ in a few hours. Thus, C++ is as much a superset of ANSI C as ANSI C is a superset of K&R C and much as ISO C++ is a superset of C++ as it existed in 1985.''

That translates into ``get a fucking clue''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:28 ID:MjjsJ16t

>>25
Are you going to believe an idiot who overloads bitwise operators or me ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:30 ID:CsfZuVor

>>26
int main(void) {
        int new;
        return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:38 ID:Dthznc9+

>>26

I'd rather believe an idiot than someone who puts spaces before their question mark.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 17:01 ID:P/ln2hgu

#include <stdio.h>

int main (void)
{
    if (sizeof(' ') == sizeof(int))
        puts("EXPERT PROGRAMMER");
    else
        puts("I fuck babies.");

    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 17:18 ID:MjjsJ16t

    if (sizeof(' ') == sizeof(int))
        puts("lol 8 bits");

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 17:46 ID:LZXhbg2Q

UTF-32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 17:47 ID:Dthznc9+

>>31
UNPOSSIBLE

Also, 32 GET

Name: ee™ 2007-05-05 21:58 ID:AhqnpN5A

>>22
o rly?

Then yes, I'm fucktarded for misreading. *stamps "FUCKTARDED" on his face*

My mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 22:43 ID:MjjsJ16t

>>33
ya rly

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:06

Useless toys again Fucking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 8:41

>>34
no wai!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 8:54

WARNING THIS THREAD HAS RIVEN FROM ITS GRAVE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 9:47

LISE FROM YOW GLAVE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 10:10

>>39
HATH MY ANUTH

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 14:45

WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 15:39

i wonder if OP has found any friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 5:16

!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 15:51

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