Singletons

How do i do a singleton class in excel VBA

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How do i do singelton class in Java 5.0.1?

>>1
Retarded
Stop doing shit
"Design patterns" are stupid copypasta shit for retards
And what you want, my friend is a GLOBAL VARIABLE
Now consider for a moment why do you need a global variable, and if it's really, fundamentally global and can't be passed through
And if it is, then create a FUCKING GLOBAL VARIABLE instead of a stupid global class with a stupid unique object! Cut the OO shitsanity down!

I'm a singleton, hows does I declare another object to interface with?

She has to has a sexy header, a non-functional copy constructor and come with her own wrapper.

>>4
once some people learn OO they stop learning other things, and start forgetting things

>>6
You don't understand. OO is the superset of all current programming methodologies -- functional, logic, .NET, imperative, you can do it all in OO!

You can do it all in Branefuck.

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