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Name:
Anonymous2007-04-24 18:10 ID:DPPc+c/i
WITH YOUR PENIS
Name:
Anonymous2007-04-24 21:38 ID:hETB+i18
try {
vagina x = find_vagina();
if (x==0) { printf("No vagina available"); exit 1 }
int cum = false;
do {
penetrate_vagina(x);
} while not (cum);
exit 0;
}
catch (std) {
printf("ZOMG! AIDS!");
exit 2;
}
catch (...) {
printf("This program has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for any inconvenience. If you were working on something, the booty you were trying to hump might have been lost.");
exit 3;
}
Name:
Anonymous2007-04-24 23:42 ID:Av0XG+6o
>>7
Try this. I fixed a couple errors and added a few features.
#define DESPERATE 0
try {
int cum = 0;
Hole *v = find_hole();
if (!v) {
cerr << "No vagina available" << endl;
exit(1);
} else if (!v->is_a(Vagina) && !DESPERATE) {
throw(new Gay());
}
while (!cum) {
v->penetrate();
cout << "unf" << endl;
}
cout << "OHHHHHHH" << endl;
} catch (Gay) {
cout << "YOU CAUGHT TEH GAY" << endl;
} catch (Disease::STD disease) {
cout << "ZOMG! AIDS!" << endl;
exit(2);
} catch (...) {
printf("This program has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for\n"
"any inconvenience. If you were working on something, the booty you were\n"
"trying to hump might have been lost.\n");
exit(3);
}
exit(0);
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