NO EXCEPTIONS

THIS "NO EXCEPTIONS" SHIT IS STUPID, STOP IT
ONE WORD, WRITE SOME FUCKING CONTENT ON THIS PAGE PLZ

FUCKING CONTENT

NO EXCEPTIONS

lol, content on 4chan

>>4
Quoted for teh lulz

throw std::runtime_error("no \"no exceptions\"!");

$ cat > fuck.hs
module Main where

main = fail "thread"
$ ghc --make fuck
[1 of 1] Compiling Main             ( fuck.hs, fuck.o )
Linking fuck ...
$ ./fuck
fuck: user error (thread)

CFLAGS="$CFLAGS -mno-exceptions"

I SMELL FAIL

5. Any new thread in /prog/ will be replied to. No exceptions.

>>5
Falsehood. It's turing dipshit.

don't you mean throw() ?

>>1
RULE #14. DO NOT ARGUE WITH TROLLS - IT MEANS THAT THEY WIN

>>13
False, it doesn't mean that they WILL win, it means that they HAVE won. The tense is important.

trolls always win, no matter what you do they are just like "LOL"

>>14
NO YOU ARE WRONG TROLLS ARGUEING WITH TROLLS MEANS THEY WILL WIN WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN YOU MORON?

LOL

try {
    Object nurupo = null;
    System.out.println(nurupo.toString());
} catch(Exception ex) {
    // NO EXCEPTIONS
}

try {
   
} catch (TheGay) {
    //Fuck
}

>>19
try {
 hole * vagina = FindVagina();
 fuck(vagina);
} catch (TheGay) {
 hole * ass = FindAss();
 fuck(ass);
}

>>20
This thread is now /prog/ QUALITY.

>>20


hole * ass = FindAss;
ass = ass();

FIXED

unsafe class ぬるぽ{
 static int Main(){
  return *(int*)0;
 }
}

I LOVE FUCKING EXCEPTIONS, AS IN I LOVE TO FUCK THEM

Exceptions suck, though. You could have easily included at least the words `convergence' and `assimilation' in it.

import fuck*();

public void fuckass {
fucktard.dickin();
fucktard.dickout();
}
public static void {
fucker.fucktard = new fucker(out)

while (!cumstain)
{
 fucktard.fuckass
}

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>>28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

>>29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZNw7h96WU

raise Exception('( ≖‿≖)
')

^SLACKWARE_SUPREMACY^SLACKWARE_SUPREMACY^SLACKWARE_SUPREMACY^SLACKWARE_SUPREMACY

>>33
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