I made a new Haskell compiler

module CHS where

main = error "Error: Lazy evaluation: I can't be bothered."

No one can be bothered; especially with trolls.

NO EXCEPTIONS though.

It'll work for all Haskell programs that don't do anything.

Haskell was designed for a *nix os and oh, I'm under a *nix os. Genius.

Haskell was designed for a *nix os and oh, I'm under a *nix os. Turing.

>>6
touring.

>>7
wikipedia agrees
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touring-complete

Tortouring

>>8
WRITE SOME FUCKING CONTENT ON THAT PAGE PLZ

LISP

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main = error "Stack overflow"

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy