helloworld.java

ok so im a college student and my proffesor told me that his code was correct

public class HelloWorld{ public static void main(String args[]){boo t = new boo(); if(t.getTrue()) System.out.println("helloWorld!);}} public class boo{ public boo(){} public boolean getTrue(){if(getTrue()) return true;}}
    

ok so im a college student and my proffesor told me that his code was correct

module Main where

main :: IO ()
main = putStrLn "this code was correct"

ok so im a college student and my proffesor told me that his code was correct

main() {
  int x;
  for(; x < 10; x++) {
     printf("Hello, Werd!\n");
  }
}

ok so im a college student and my proffesor told me that his code was correct

IT WASN'T BUT MY CODE WAS.

using System;
class HelloWorld{
 static void Main(){
  Console.WriteLine("C# is superior");
 }
}

print "Ruby is superior"

Alternative version:

print "Python is superior"

print("JScript.NET is superior")

infinite recursion?

public static void main(String [] args)
{
 System.out.println("Hello World!");
}

ok so im a college proffesor and my student told me that his code was correct

public class Example {

  public static void main(String[] args) {

    while (true) {
      System.out.println("FUCK YOU ALL!");
    }
  }
}

Infinite recursion, stack overflow.
Also, your string isn't properly enclosed in quotes.

>>1
That won't compile because the file isn't capitalised properly. Should be HelloWorld.java.

>>12
it'll compile just fine on gay-ass operating systems with case insensitive filesystems.

gay ass-operating systems
fixt.

>>13
Such as Win95? As far as I remember from my Java class --and I have tried hard to forget-- case mattered on NT.

    
 

                   

>>13
Case-insensitive is good, because a lowercase letter is not a different idea than an uppercase letter. The human mind remembers letters, not (easily) casing. I wish Lunix were case-insensitive, but the ancient UNIX nazis are obsessed with case-sensitiveness to the point of making every case-insensitive feature they're compelled to include hard to use and never default.

>>17
I agree. Case-insensitive, case-preserving (like HFS+, which sucks in many other ways, though) is how it should be.

Mm vs mm
Mg vs mg
ohshits it's case sensitive! we should all use inches, feet, miles, ounces and pounds instead!

mega meters and mega grams? nigga plz

>>18

Or, indeed, like NTFS

>>14
xkcd ftw

>>19
ok, mW vs MW

>>18
Signed.

>>19-23
Troll. For symbolic use, especially in Maths and Physics, it's common to give single letters different names. However, for general names such as those used as filenames, you don't need or even want to make a distinction.

This was designed for a *nix os and oh, I'm under a *nix os. Genius.

>>24
Turing, you jackass.

fixt such as having no boolean variable from the browser y on eq Edit word action edit

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