/prog/ - /prog/ writing something useful

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 12:13 ID:SGQwVWk7

Should we try and write a useful program together here on /prog/? If so what? else why not?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 12:21 ID:/aWnY4VT

Yes! And we will write it IN HASKELL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 12:30 ID:17tMADG1

NO we write it in python

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 12:34 ID:SGQwVWk7

I think C would be best since everyone will know it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 12:44 ID:NIFVuIm5

JAVA.NET

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 13:37 ID:kAY5pwwa

VB6. THREAD OVAR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 13:55 ID:PZQeoQ4C

ASSEMBLY

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 13:56 ID:17tMADG1

>>4
C fucking fails, lets do it in scheme

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 14:17 ID:/aWnY4VT

Let's get started already! What are we going to write?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 14:21 ID:6W1/Wlz7

Massive language interop -- 10000 lines of glue for every useful line of code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 14:28 ID:SGQwVWk7

Maybe 4chan the game?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 14:29 ID:NXAxHBGZ

>>9
A polynomial time algorithm for the Travelling Salesman Problem.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 14:36 ID:/aWnY4VT

>>12
NO! I WANT MY MILLION BUCKS FOR MYSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 15:58 ID:17tMADG1

>>10
fuck that, abstract out the glue code.

lets write a HUB for programming languages to interoperate with

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 16:38 ID:NXAxHBGZ

How about a Python interpreter in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 16:41 ID:/aWnY4VT

>>15
That's not too useful.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 17:04 ID:xEKXxbJT

>>15
If you have access to Haskell... why in the world would you use Python?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 17:18 ID:d/fVJz0N

>>17
To do something useful for a change?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 22:28 ID:p3R/S0rp

Fix 4chon MySQL problems. Move everything to PostgreSQL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 23:04 ID:NIFVuIm5

LOL POSTGRESQL

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 0:05 ID:pIBmcXLr

Oracle.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 3:42 ID:AKidRL1v

Let's make 4chan more enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 3:51 ID:kfWXIfKu

>>14
With *fapfapfap* XML!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 3:55 ID:EUHMUFwx

>>20
STFU, troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:17 ID:FvCjxm5Y

Lets invent a touring complete XML based language that can be converted into Python for fast bytecode compilation.

<if test="var=true">
<print value="var" />
</if>

AND XML DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO INDENT.

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:56 ID:eAIJcqbG

>>25
XSLT?

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 12:57 ID:kfWXIfKu

Name: ‏HABEEB IT!‏ 2007-04-21 12:57 ID:kfWXIfKu

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY‏

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 13:13 ID:WiD0zIWQ

>>27
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>>30
STOP POSTING WHITESPACE!

* > Whitespace

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 14:09 ID:Heaven

>>32
Whitespace > Whitespace

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 15:23 ID:pIBmcXLr

>>33
OH NOES I DIVIDED BY WHITESPACE

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 16:12 ID:FvCjxm5Y

>>28
We can use XSLT to convert the Python-based XML dialect into an XML dialect that gets translated into Haskell code, thus reaping the benefits of both languages!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 19:28 ID:gBNEZBar

>>25
Fugly :(

Let's do what Microsoft, OpenOffice, etc. do in their "XML":

<python>

if var:

    print var

</python>

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 21:58 ID:KbcoUFBw

I see that the collective powers of /prog/ is zero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 22:01 ID:eAIJcqbG

It's also the average and the median

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 0:16 ID:LWomKlyZ

everyone on /prog/ is ivory tower faggots, didnt you know this already?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 0:22 ID:CUNp3m8Q

5. Any new thread in /prog/ will be replied to. No exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 3:13 ID:ZbWf1K7u

something useful on /prog/? i lol'd. nobody here actually writes code, they just bitch about shit they think they understand.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 5:35 ID:9ufEQIHb

>>37
because we are all elitist fags

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 6:40 ID:OKsWuF9B

>>42
Not me, I'm an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 9:14 ID:9ufEQIHb

>>43
you just proved what i said

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 9:19 ID:OKsWuF9B

>>44
I don't have to prove anything, I'm an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 9:21 ID:IbTooI1E

I think writing something useful on /prog/ would be great, but DOES SOMEONE HAVE A FUCKING IDEA WHAT THAT `USEFUL' COULD BE?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 10:20 ID:CUNp3m8Q

>>45
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 21:11 ID:UQUTAn73

>>46
Gif animator? Flash animator? Probably more the latter though since 4chon flash tend to suck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 21:13 ID:8VP1Wow9

Why? Gif and flash are already animated

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 22:00 ID:CUNp3m8Q

>>9
5. Any forced meme in /prog/ will be unfunny. No exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 0:32 ID:BWz1tNFx

Animated gif thumbnailer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 4:22 ID:0IHElHTl

>>40
You should still handle the NoThreadReplyExeption in a good way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 5:09 ID:SMvc5xCp

...

except NoThreadReplyException, e:

    #OMG!

    e.thread.Reply('NO EXCEPTIONS')

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 5:26 ID:UXugKgbC

/prog/ was designed for a *nix os and oh, I'm under a *nix os. Genius.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 5:28 ID:UXugKgbC

>>52
Turing, you jackass.

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Name: Sgt.Kabu貶鴲kiman⽋녳 2012-05-29 0:28

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