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DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 6:11 ID:wLp+OpH3

I hate the word `developer'.

The only thing that comes to my mind every time I hear that word is a self-important, suit-wearing, humorless, incompetent Enterprise code monkey or a pathetic wannabe thereof, who either thinks that the word `programmer' is not professional enough, or misinterprets it as meaning someone who simply types out code, thinking that using a zero-content word better portrays what he does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 6:18 ID:KGYgNjIS

I usually refer to myself as the creator.

Name: linus torvalds 2007-04-15 6:24 ID:jpe8oJIn

>>2
i hate impostors

Name: God 2007-04-15 8:35 ID:e0ZcB/IT

>>3
so do I

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 10:23 ID:KGYgNjIS

I already told you; I AM THE CREATOR, I AM THE CREATOR, I AM THE CREATOR!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 10:25 ID:+zMIhuVB

I prefer "systems analyst"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 10:27 ID:XZHZanGN

What about computer scientist ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 10:58 ID:4JVuTKSy

>>7
PROOFS PROOFS PROOFS PROOFS. *sweat* *pant* PROOFS PROOFS PROOFS PROOFS.

Name: ee™ 2007-04-15 13:26 ID:z1BMksIl

>>4
LoL contradickshins

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 15:24 ID:Heaven

>>9
Huh, huh, huh, you said dick.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 23:30 ID:kRwg8jp0

how about "software engineer"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 2:14 ID:BtCbtIjd

how about child rapist?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 2:18 ID:a91o8JXv

>>1 you're thinking "managers". totally different to devs. for a start devs know their shit. managers just blame shit on others...

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 5:03 ID:GyMlnGSF

How about "IT professional"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 20:11 ID:9DGDROwF

>>13
Yet managers get paid silly amounts to feel superior to people who actually studied something useful. (Rather than, you know, how to boss people around badly.)

The western civilization is fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 20:50 ID:1RRGEXSm

bachelor of it = win

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 21:04 ID:p5RhfwAO

>>16
somehow, that made me depressed

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:34

Said proudly he got   a Change Request   from the sales   boost is larger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 16:30

When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
and Emacs are just too damn slow.  They print useless messages like,
`C-h for help' and `"foo" File is read only'.  So I use the editor
that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man!  !man ed

ED(1)               UNIX Programmer's Manual                ED(1)

NAME
     ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
     ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
     Ed is the standard text editor.
---


Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
alphabetically, but because it's the standard.  Everyone else loves ed
because it's ED!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair.  Just look:

-rwxr-xr-x  1 root          24 Oct 29  1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t  4 root     1310720 Jan  1  1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  5.89824e37 Oct 22  1990 /usr/bin/emacs


Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

golem> ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

---

Note the consistent user interface and error reportage.  Ed is
generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
the novice with verbosity.

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA!  ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES!  ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
BODILY FLUIDS!!  ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR!  ED MAKES THE SUN
SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
help screens and cursor positioning code!  I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor".  Not a "emacsitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

TEXT EDITOR.

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi?  No.  Emacs?  Surely
you jest.  They chose the most karmic editor of all.  The standard.

Ed is for those who can remember what they are working on.  If you
are an idiot, you should use Emacs.  If you are an Emacs, you should
not be vi.  If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.  THE
SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
FAITHLESS.  DO NOT GIVE IN!!!  THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 17:45

rise from Your grave

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:02

Holy fuck, I started this thread! Well, I still think the same. The only thing worse than a `developer' is a `software engineer', which means ``a `developer' who doesn't understand what `engineering' means''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:49

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 20:48

I fins development to mean the gradual improvement of ideas and code. Great word.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 21:19

find*
>>23

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 21:44

>>24
s/find*/s/fins/find/

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-09 15:02

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

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