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something easy to teach myself

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 1:01 ID:mqHEHJAB

i need a good first language to learn. a friend suggests python. i just want something to fuck around with, get an idea what programming is like, as it may be a career choice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 1:12 ID:0SDY9Na9

Learn C.
I'm not a fanboy nor a troll, but it's the best language to learn, really.
C is what people call 'programming'

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 1:29 ID:P0jIbl12

Haskell or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 1:33 ID:B3u3LQaJ

>>2
Correct

>>3
Incorrect

Name: sage 2007-04-14 2:21 ID:Heaven

>>sage
>sage

>>3

bump

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 5:55 ID:Heaven

>>2
Incorrect

>>3
Correct

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 7:32 ID:Heaven

>>2
of course

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 14:14 ID:trFiBDLD

>>6
Correct

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 14:27 ID:S0DA/ohC

>>8
Right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 18:50 ID:KtwSabkP

>>4
Correct

>>6
Incorrect

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 21:40 ID:fc8aEd/x

>>11
Incorrect

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 21:42 ID:6H6vX2hq

>>13
Incorrect

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 21:50 ID:yZs0zGv3

>>12
Correct

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 21:52 ID:Heaven

>>12 got pwned by >>13

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 22:00 ID:qYYjcEqC

>>14
Paradox

(also, wtf "pwned", gb2/CS/)

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 22:40 ID:Heaven

>>15
"wtf", "gb2", "cs"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 4:00 ID:4rJ6SAk0

>>16
Satire impaired!

Name: notanonymous 2007-04-15 11:50 ID:Heaven

olawd

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 10:33 ID:dEWfUwLk

All of you need to just gtfo.
Wait, why not just rename the entire of 4chan to /b/chan since every board is now full of fucking idiots who can't keep their stupid jokes in /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 12:32 ID:nH8TutLL

>>17
Oh sure, now it's satire.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 12:46 ID:3esWY25V

>>19
1. Place your anus up against your pool inward pump. If you are too poor to have a pool, use your vacuum cleaner. If you are too poor to have a vacuum cleaner, put your head in the oven immediately.
2. Wait awhile, then lift up. If done succesfully, your rectum and lower intestine should have started to come out.
3. Continue to pull it out until you have a nice little rope going. Don't worry about the mess, it'll be taken care of in the last step.
4. Go to your ceiling fan. If you are too poor for a ceiling fan, anything high up will do.
5. Standing on a stool, tie your intestine securely around the fan. Loop it twice around your neck for added stability.
6. Kick the stool out from under you.
7. ???????
8. Profit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 14:26 ID:k3mBe7RH

>>1
Java.  Everyone here will criticize it, but that's just because they associate it with all the horrible programming they have to do at their pathetic jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 14:28 ID:rJrWSyDW

Scheme is it. Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 16:19 ID:Heaven

>>22
i lold

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:12 ID:fT18YX51

>>1
Your friend is correct. Python is easy and powerful, and it will help you make some pretty nifty applications. It will also teach you good programming practices, what with forced indentation of code and all.

Once you've learned Python, move on to C and C++.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:54 ID:DnpymJ+J

Scheme is the abstract language to learn. For dirty details, go for C, and if you want to learn assembly, MIPS is a good start. See webcast.berkeley.edu -- CS61A for Scheme, which uses SICP, or CS61C for C/MIPS assembly. 61A's professor is boring but 61C's professor is totally awesome.

Python is somewhere in between the two, and quite nice, so learn that if you want.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 0:36 ID:HZKgu4Ph

>>1
jscript .net

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 1:50 ID:MzLB0kTM

>>1
ZZT-oop

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 9:35 ID:jzwE8GZz

>>28
Win

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:44

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 10:21

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Sgt.Kabu噼ᔵkiman⾇⻓ 2012-05-29 0:13

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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