Java

We've recently got some java lessons and there's one thing I don't get. Why do you stuff the main method into a class that's got nothing to do with it? It does not even have access to the classes methods and functions, it has to create an object of the class it's in. WHY?
Who fails? The teacher, java or me?

>>1
Java. The language designers overdosed on OO kool-aid.

>>1
Java fails. Java is so limited you can't even have functions. You have to write methods, and thus main needs to go in a shit class.

Someone translate from fragmented English to readable, please.

Main goes into a class, and that's bad?  Does it make a difference?

I don't know what you mean about it not having access to the classes' methods and functions.  It can use all public methods of another class.

And I don't know what you mean by "it has to create an object of the class it's in", that makes no sense.  Main is static, it doesn't need to be created.  You can make static methods in other classes, too, so you don't need to create instances of the class to access them.

>>4
java fanboy in denial.

Every application needs to start somewhere...

>>6
Yes, and the first line of the module you called (or the one you linked first) would be a perfect place. No need to Javaize (overcomplicate) it.

this thread is a weak attempt to troll.

>>5

Denial of what?

>>9
Java's warts.

(Of course, I feel that Java is a wart, but I digress...)

>>10
Can you give like...an actual reason?

>>11
Take a look at the excuses in >>4.

My main reason for disliking Java is the library. Can it possibly get any more verbose and arcane? It's like the Second System effect, just missing the first (or could C++ fill those shoes?).

>>12
WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING BECOME INCAPABLE OF OPERATING AFTER UPDATES!
MUST
PROTECT
LEGACY
CODE

static methods do have something to do with the class that they're in.  Your static main method can access static members of the containing class, e.g. 

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FAP TO A JAVA BOOK!

>>13
Indeed. But that doesn't change anything.

The library stinks.

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