If you wish to prove to co-workers that you don't know what you're doing, use VB.NET instead of C#. VB users are generally vastly more incompetent because the highly skilled instruction is vastly less likely to use VB, while less-skilled instruction is vastly more likely to use VB. That's because VB is supposed to be an "easier" language, and unskilled idiots believe that it actually is an easier language.