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i had a dream

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 7:02 ID:Yir4Ul4M

in which i saw the solution to the algorythm i spent the week working. i just finished it. thanks, sandman

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 7:23 ID:FBsY7ux5

You should have asked /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 8:34 ID:BG2p9+cu

It has happened to me as well
it's fucking crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 9:09 ID:eZ6NRlsl

I had a wet dream last night.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 9:10 ID:P7RMZHo3

I've heard of this phenomenon but it's never happened to me. The closest I've had is having nightmares in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 9:29 ID:lDBhgSrz

I had a dream that someone had hacked into the ftp server running on my computer and downloaded all the porn pictures I'd took of myself. I checked when I woke up and it turned out to be true.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 10:22 ID:rGl3TM99

>>5
What does this have to do with the topic? Or is this just your way to say "I've read SICP" ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 13:39 ID:FBsY7ux5

The next time Martin returned to the dungeon, he found the dragon rubbing its eyes, as if it had just awakened from a long sleep.

"I had a most curious dream," the dragon said. "It was a recursive dream, in fact. Would you like to hear about it?"

Martin was stunned to find the dragon in something resembling a friendly mood. He forgot all about the alchemist’s latest problem. "Yes, please do tell me about your dream," he said.

"Very well," began the dragon. "Last night I was looking at a long loaf of bread, and I wondered how many slices it would make. To answer my question I actually went and cut one slice from the loaf. I had one slice, and one slightly shorter loaf of bread, but no answer. I puzzled over the problem until I fell asleep."

"And that’s when you had the dream?" Martin asked.

"Yes, a very curious one. I dreamt about another dragon who had a loaf of bread just like mine, except his was a slice shorter. And he too wanted to know how many slices his loaf would make, but he had the same problem I did. He cut off a slice, like me, and stared at the remaining loaf, like me, and then he fell asleep like me as well."

"So neither one of you found the answer," Martin said disappointedly. "You don’t know how long your loaf is, and you don’t know how long his is either, except that it’s one slice shorter than yours."

"But I’m not done yet," the dragon said. "When the dragon in my dream fell asleep, he had a dream as well. He dreamt about—if you can imagine this—a dragon whose loaf of bread was one slice shorter than his own loaf. And this dragon also wanted to find out how many slices his loaf would make, and he tried to find out by cutting a slice, but that didn’t tell him the answer, so he fell asleep thinking about it."

"Dreams within dreams!!" Martin exclaimed. "You’re making my head swim. Did that last dragon have a dream as well?"

"Yes, and he wasn’t the last either. Each dragon dreamt of a dragon with a loaf one slice shorter than his own. I was piling up a pretty deep stack of dreams there."

"How did you manage to wake up then?" Martin asked.

"Well," the dragon said, "eventually one of the dragons dreamt of a dragon whose loaf was so small it wasn’t there at all. You might call it 'the empty loaf.' That dragon could see his loaf contained no slices, so he knew the answer to his question was zero; he didn’t fall asleep.

"When the dragon who dreamt of that dragon woke up, he knew that since his own loaf was one slice longer, it must be exactly one slice long. So he awoke knowing the answer to his question.

"And, when the dragon who dreamt of that dragon woke up, he knew that his loaf had to be two slices long, since it was one slice longer than that of the dragon he dreamt about. And when the dragon who dreamt of him woke up...."

"I get it!" Martin said. "He added one to the length of the loaf of the dragon he dreamed about, and that answered his own question. And when you finally woke up, you had the answer to yours. How many slices did your loaf make?"

"Twenty-seven," said the dragon. "It was a very long dream."

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 13:41 ID:P7RMZHo3

>>6
MOM?!?!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 16:44 ID:YN0ILmkv

>>8
What does this have to do with the topic? Or is this just your way to say "I've read SICP" ?

By the way, in my dream, when a dragon would fall asleep, he would be replaced by the next dragon, and the next dragon would receive the number of dragons that tried to do that before him. So I was replaced as well, and the last dragon is now running rampant knowing that I could split it 27 times, but he has no bread at all.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 16:57 ID:FBsY7ux5

>>10
It's moar like my way to say "I've read A Gentle Introduction to Symbolic Computation".

That's a pretty horrible dream. I dream about stuff liek tails that spawn an arbitrary number of smaller tails that spawn even smaller tails.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 20:45 ID:uXCShO4a

sandman am a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 20:59 ID:Yir4Ul4M

>>8

thats pretty awesome

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-03 21:28 ID:IVw9adqt

sandman you mean sand nigger???

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 12:58 ID:wZyQzcU0

I had a dream about telepathy. Everything was yellow.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 15:58 ID:8Mh7SOZz

I had a dream where I was killing integers. all of them. The sparse ones wur taking a long time when I woke up ... thank fuck I  dream in 32bit words o'wise i'd still be there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 18:39 ID:ns/0Gme5

I had a dream where... I'm not going to bother typing it again. You can read about it here: http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1136152526/173,174

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-04 18:59 ID:G5wHFiUu

i love you

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 11:53 ID:siK4GirA

I haven't had dreams about programming, but sometimes I can't sleep 'cause of it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 12:20 ID:v4ke5JKP

Okay, so I was running like usual -- and these stupid sandmen came and chased me (what's their problem?).  I kept on running, and then I escaped.

Oh, and I was thinking of a really beautiful algorithm (in Haskell) while I was running.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 13:08 ID:Dqhy3dqn

>>6

I was about to respond in surprise that that happened to me too, but then I remember that I posted that four months ago.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 13:19 ID:Heaven

GO BACK TO BED, GARFIELD.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 13:38 ID:v4ke5JKP

>>21
I remember this and I was 14 years old and it make me sick and didn't eat no beef and didn't drink milk and went of the chocolate because that got a bit of beef in it and now I have go through this again. :(

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