R.I.P Moot <3

I'm here to inform everyone of a terrible loss.

Yesterday, around 4:00pm, I received a phone call telling me that moot has been in a fatal car accident.

I'm not feeling up to explaining detail of the accident, and how it happened, I'm just here to notify everyone since his family would be devastated, and his brother probably wouldn't want to explain the loss to a bunch of guys on the net.

Maybe if you wanted to show respect, and make him proud, leave a R.I.P moot or something in your sigs/msn/aim/whatever.
Just an idea.

Sorry everyone.

WRITE "CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR DEATH"
STOP
END PROGRAM

friggin finally.


<?php

die("moot");
exit();

?>

They didn't saw me, right?

#include<stdio.h>
main(){
       char moot;
       moot = dead;
       if (moot = dead){
                        printf("LULZ");
       }
       else{            printf("Oh well, maybe next time!");
       }
}

>>6
2: Warning: undefined return type defaults to int
4: Undefined symbol: dead
5: Warning: assignment in if
5: Warning: equivalent to if (dead)
8: Warning: dead code

>>6
0-8: warning: absolute shit poster

#define life =
typedef char* person
main() {
person moots life 0xDEAD;
}

>>6
VB FAG posing as a C FAG

>>6
you killed moot faggot


import java.objects.Person.Moot;
import java.constants.Biology.LifeStatus;

public static void main(){
  Moot moot = new Moot("moot");
  if(moot.GetLifeStatus() == LifeStatus.DEAD){
    system.out.println("Moot is dead :(");
  }else{
    system.out.println("Long live moot!");
  }
}

RIP moot = new Anus();

failthread

>>12
Not enough factories, singletons, XML, dependency injection and Enterprise Best Practise(tm)

    raise "moot is dead, lol" if Moot.new {|moot| moot.dead? }

>>15
Truth, so I'll suggest:

if moot.dead: raise FourChanError('moot is dead')

#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <ctime>


typedef enum
{
DEAD,
ALIVE
}Status;

class Person
{
public:
bool isAlive();
void routine();
void setLife(int);
Person();
private:
int m_life;
Status m_status;
};

Person::Person()
{
m_life = 100;
}

void Person::routine()
{
if(m_life>0)
m_status = ALIVE;
else
m_status = DEAD;
}


bool Person::isAlive()
{
routine();
return m_status==ALIVE;
}

void Person::setLife(int life)
{
routine();
m_life = life;
}


int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
Person *moot = new Person;
srand(time(NULL));
moot->setLife((rand()%200)-100);
if(moot->isAlive())
{
printf("THREAD FAILED");
}
else
{
printf("TOO BAD FOR MOOT LOL");
}
delete moot;
getchar();
return 0;
}


(defvar l (list 'moot))

(fork
  (lambda ()
    (loop while l do (push 'moot l))))

(fork
  (lambda ()
    (loop while l do (pop l))
    (fourchan (/ 1 0))))

#include <iostream>

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
  std::cout<< "hello world";
  std::cin.get();

  return moot;

}
 

>>18
You delete moot even if he isn't dead :<

>>21
I don't want memory leaks !

>>21
I don't want mootleaks !

FIXED

>>22
Don't you understand how a computer works?  It's like that show Reboot.  You may think that you are fixing "memory leaks", but in reality you are destroying all of the sprites that got caught in the game cube.

>>24
;O

Guys, why is it funny to describe physical processes in code? Some of the students in my uni that consistently partake in gay buttsecks get a kick out of it, but the humor is completely lost to me.

>>26
something about small things amusing small minds comes to mind.

>>26

It's not funny, or witty. Or anything less than really fucking annoying.

>>26
>>27
>>28
Get the fuck out of /prog/

>>29

NO U

LISP

36 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 9:29

37 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:53

38 Name: Sgt.Kabu옿kiman띝낭 2012-05-28 23:59

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

39 Name: Anonymous 2014-03-31 20:08

nice

40 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 11:08

>>39
how long did you wait for this comment?

41 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-02 5:07

LOL moot cant drive

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