☆(´∀｀)★Faggotry★(,,ﾟДﾟ)☆

So, let's have a competition about who is the biggest faggot here on prog.

Here are my credentials:
I use Eclipse (http://www.eclipse.org/ , Java-based, faggotry +7) to develop software for a Bachelor's assignment (still a student, faggotry +3). The software is built in two parts, on part is written in Ruby (http://www.ruby-lang.org/en/ , faggotry +4), the other part is written in Python (http://www.python.org/ , faggotry +4). Simultaneously I write the documentation of the software in LaTeX (faggotry +2) using the Texlipse (http://exlipse.sourceforge.net/) plugin for Eclipse (faggotry +4).

My total faggot rank is: 7+3+4+4+2+4=24.

How high do YOU rank?

Thread over, you win.

LaTeX is negative faggotry, faggot.

>>3
Oh crap. I thought for sure "self documenting code" or texinfo where the only non-faggot solutions.

Here are my credentials:
I use Emacs (http://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/ , Elisp-based, faggotry +7) to develop software for money (still not a millionaire, faggotry +3). The software is built in one parts, on part is written in Python (http://www.python.org , faggotry +4), and I'm rewriting it in Haskell (http://www.haskell.org/ , faggotry +4) just because I need a real project for learning it. Simultaneously I write the documentation of the software in docstrings and literal Haskell (faggotry +2) using the literal-haskell-mode (http://www.haskell.org/haskell-mode/) plugin for Emacs (faggotry +4).

My total faggot rank is: 7+3+4+4+2+4=24.

I have buttsechs with men (faggotry +∞).

My total faggot rank is over 9000.

* Knows how to divide by zero, +x/0

>>5
Damn, you tied with me!

I'm going to write the next half life in C++.

(doesn't know a shit about OO and pretends to program in C++, faggotry + 25)

(uses OO and faps about it, faggotry +100)

(makes ascii animations of men having buttsex, faggotry + 9001)

(make (of (ascii animations) (men (having buttsex))))
(+ faggotry 9001)

>>13
What does this have to do with the topic? Or is this just your way to say "I've read SICP"?

>>14
lol

>>14
ONE WORD, FORCED DISPLAY OF HAVING READ SICP, THREAD OVER

^{Bampu Pantsu}

I've read SICP (faggotry -12). I spam "read SICP" whenever possible (faggotry +12).

Total: 0.

I use putty for ssh.  I would rather sit at home and do my homework naked over an ssh session rather than go to the lab.  I'd rather use gcj than an ide (and, despite the students that i tutor use eclipse for javAIDS, i show them solutions and code snippets in vi).  I justify multiple-hour breaks for every hour of work (thats how i pissed away my spring break --- by smoking pot and taking breaks from my assignments...in fact, out of the 216 hours I've had off for spring break, i've only worked 4.  I also spent about 165 of it stoned, I spent 15 of it playing FFXI, I spent 54-110 of it asleep, and 36 of it on the internet).  I've also read SICP, think python is a fucking waste of time, C is god, C++ is neat, frequently write major pieces of code under the influence of drugs and alcohol, believe whole heartedly that computational linguistics is NOT a waste of time, Ike and Pit are as far from broken as 4chan's ethics (read: not very), and anyone who has certainly chosen to read this entire block of stoned text is in for a shock.  In this shock contains a message.  ["You have just lost the game"]  Thanks for playing.  This epic troll has been brought to you by bitchtits, because fuck if you need bitchtits, you bitch tits.  Anyway, as I was saying, the forced indentation of code is utter bullshite.  Without a lack of paradigm you fully expose yourself to lack of focus.  People are like "ok lambda calculus style" then project xfer and BAM!  ppl are like "ok fycj tiuy we dont need your sicp bullshit in here, we're the terminator" so he pulls out a gun aND MOVED IN WITH HIS AUNTEE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR

I use Java (faggotry +INF).

I'm gay.

I only know object oriented approaches to problems.
I make $100,000 a year and I only know java, html, and some ruby.
My main focus is software engineering and I do my best to make mathematics-based computer scientists look bad.

I program web applications exclusively in PHP and Python and have never read SICP. I also run Ubanto and XP on my desktop.

>>23
I do almost the same, except I use Sepples instead if FIOC.

I write Web 2.0 AJAX Rails social applications using Textmate. Unfortunately I test them first in Firefox instead of Safari so I don't think I can claim a high score.

I use both emacs and vim.

I write Enterprise applications for a living, using Java in Eclipse. I mostly write web applications which I am only allowed to test in MS Internet Explorer. Documentation is written using MS Word and if necessary any other MS Office applications. All applications use at least one database, preferably Oracle. Any potentially interesting algorithmic challenges I encounter are either solved by using some standard Java library, or worked around.

I'm pretty sure I have this guy beat. >>6

>>26
Me too.

I just wrote a Lisp interpreter in Haskell.

I just wrote a Haskell interpreter in Lisp.

I just wrote a Ruby On Rails blog featuring blog posts about Lisp & Haskell.

>>29
>>30
make them fuck

>>30 is SPJ, talking about GHC.

>>33
I definitely didn't create the Simon Peyote Joints meme, but I definitely seeded the meme.

i'm using ubanto, i spent about an hour setting it up, now all i do is periodically click "next". most of the time i'm working on a server so i'll be using GNU screen inside a fullscreen transparent gnome-terminal, i mapped alt+<left or right> to easily switch between the windows of my screen. when i start screen i have bash, vim, ghci, irssi (for testing my server), irssi (for regular connections).

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