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Someone to translate this faggotry ?

>>2
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I wrote a random text generator in Haskell thanks to this thread ;)  Input is the Linux troll.

you are kidding arent you need to create vista so it were true (and i doubt it) then companies would take billions of dollars and without windows apple tried to create their own system that windows is not happening so there must be selling computers without any services that this microsoft its just not possible i doubt it) then companies would take billions of the computer fron start to re-examine your calculations i think you are kidding arent you realise that it would be selling computers without using some new alternative could never keep up with windows underneath it does

>>6
Nice, /r/ source

http://www.jwz.org/dadadodo/

>>7
It's just 20 lines of Haskell, just see which words follow other words, and pick random following words.

I used some nasty hacks, so I don't want to post the code ;)

>>9
I actually used Ruby, so I don't want to post the code ;)
fixed

FUCKING QUICHE EATERS NEED TO LEARN SOME FORTRAN, ITS THE ONLY REAL LANGUAGE.

>>7,10
Okay, I touched it up a little and found that I had removed the worst of the faggotry.  It could need some more work though ;)

module Main where
import Data.Char (toLower)
import qualified Data.Map as Map (adjust, member, insert, insertWith, singleton, empty, toList, findWithDefault)
import System.Random (randomRIO)

substChar _ _ [] = []
substChar f t (x:xs) = (if x == f then t else x) : (substChar f t xs)

process = id
        . fst
        . foldl
          (\ (theMap, lastWord) newWord ->
            (if lastWord `Map.member` theMap
              then Map.adjust (\ innerMap -> Map.insertWith (\ old new -> old + new) newWord 1 innerMap) lastWord theMap
              else Map.insert lastWord (Map.singleton newWord 1) theMap,
             newWord))
          (Map.empty, "")
        . words
        . map toLower
        . filter (/= '\"')
        . substChar '.' ' '
        . substChar ',' ' '
        . substChar ';' ' '
        . substChar '!' ' '
        . substChar '?' ' '

probabilisticSelection _ [] = []
probabilisticSelection n xs = (concatMap (\ (a, b) -> replicate b a) xs) !! n

sumMap = sum . map snd . Map.toList

randomSuccessor d w = do
  let processedMap = Map.findWithDefault Map.empty w d
  let mapLength = sumMap processedMap
  rnd <- randomRIO (0, mapLength - 1)
  return $ probabilisticSelection rnd (Map.toList processedMap)

randomSuccessors _ _ 0 = return []
randomSuccessors d w limit = do
  next <- randomSuccessor d w
  nexts <- randomSuccessors d next (limit - 1)
  return $ next : nexts

main = do
  input <- readFile "w4ch"
  randomSuccessors (process input) "faggot" 400 >>= putStrLn . unwords

And a sample.

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>>9
I don't really know how to program, so I obsess over 20 lines of code ;)
fix'd

itt we reinvent the wheel for N-grams

>>12
What the hell is this substChar stuff?

decrap = filter (not . isCrap)
    where isCrap c = c `elem` ".,;!?\""

>>16
Some people don't put spaces after their commas and such, I don't want words merged.

>>16
Oh, and
decrap = filter (`notElem` ".,;!?")

>>17
Comments, motherfucker, do you use them?

Oh, and
decrap = map decrap'
    where decrap' c | c `elem` ".,;!?\"" = ' '
                    | otherwise          = c

oh and
(remove-if #'crapp list)

>>19
No, I do not.  My code is self-documenting.

No, I do not.  My code is self-destructing.

No, I do not. My code is not used by anyone but me anyway, because it's shit.

>>24
Of course it's not, it's just a five minute hack that I produced for my own enjoyment.

>>12
Invalid markov chain

>>25
Don't let yourself get troll.
Can you explain a bit more what exactly your program does? I don't use haskell. I wrote something that reads a txt file, saves all words (no doubles) into a vektor and randomly chooses a word from it and after a certain, randomly length places a .!? at the end. It produces just gibberish. Is there a easy to understand algorithm one can use for fun to create readable sentences?

>>26
Insult my code one time more and I will hax your anus.

>>27
I recently wrote a random text generator using the Disassociated Press algorithm.  Look it up, it's a bit better than this, and much faster.

You made a typo in the algorithm name.

>>29
That's not a typo, that's a thinko.

>>20
thanks however if that's the case on a particular system chances are that the output of ifconfig is also quite different which breaks the bud while we could easily dismiss your motion for attack by noting that we are -as mentioned earlier in this thread- nypa i will take my anus anus anus anus anus anus

*grabs dick*

Shot tldr howtos or   tutorials on using   this code Do?

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