Looking To Form A NHL Hockey Dev Team

I am a brilliant mind, NHL game guru, and Ideas, Concepts, and Suggestions Specialist. Seeking elite hockey producers, programmers, artists, and etc. For a 5 star hockey development team. I have over a astronomic 15,000 ideas and always counting. Which cover every facet of hockey. Such as gameplay, controls, AI, game modes, presentation, sounds, settings, and so much more. If you have the necessary education, know how, and experience, I possess the ideas. To create the most supreme virtual hockey game possible. Serious inquires only.

this is /prog/. go to /sports/

>>1
Faggit

>>1
DO YOU HAVE TEH MONEYS???

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dumbassjocks

>>1
In other words: "I played a few hockey games on my Playstation 2 and I think I know how to make a better one. I've spent a day or two writing down my ideas on used chocolate bar wrappers so I know my ideas are gold. However, I do not possess the knowledge and intelligence required of a programmer to even make a simple "Hello, World!" application so I need a programmer to do all the hard work for me. All though I don't even know how to design a Pong clone I believe I could help design a game with 3D graphics, advanced physics and multiplayer abilities."

OP, become an hero.

Two and a bit years and you haven't come up with one more idea?

>>6
I am speaking the truth. I have all of my ideas written down on paper. All you have to do is just believe.

I am a newbie and would like to create a hockey video game, that is ESPN 2k, and EA SPORTS NHL quality. Is DarkBASIC Pro the best current software do this with? And if not then what is?

>>7
I totally disagree, I am a ideas specialist with well over 15,000 hockey ideas. My extensive knowledge and ideas are invaluable to the dev team, and would save them a significant amount of time. They have skills and so do I. Therefore we must collaborate in order to make the best posssible product. Unfortunately, however the game corporations are very foolish, stubborn, and do not always do what is in the best interest of their games. And because I have no degree, industry education, and or experiece. They refuse to hire me. It is this simple without great ideas there are no great games. And a ideas specialist such as myself. Makes all the difference between a game receiving a 7.0, or 9.5.

This has to be a joke.

>>10
OP, join the afternet IRC network, join #gamedev and say this same stuff to them. They get people like you all the time and I can guarantee you'll be laughed out of the room.

>>9
Use whitespace. http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/

Ideas are a dime a dozen; it's the execution that counts.

>>12
http://www.gamedev.net/profile/profile.asp?mode=display&id=70107

LOL! The truth is my real name is Chad NOT Erick. I created a bogus profile on this site for amusement and posted a few hilarious threads. So I could count all the fools who responded. Though, thank you for the comic. For a bunch of nerds you sure are stupid. The jokes on you.

>>16
"lol i'm not wrong i wuz just trolling" is the oldest excuse in the intarweb book.

>>1
>>16
NOT THE SAME
i know it cause im HAXX0R

And Im also JUST trolling. ROFL

National Haskell League? I'm in!

>>16
You had me fooled.

>>16
You failed at internet and probably at life too(if you have one)

You should just accept the truth and stop telling everyone they are nerds because they aren't as n00b as you even thought you actually don't have a life and you're being retarded.

fuck yoiu all

>>15
It looks like they were having many lulz before you told them you were a troll. They even paraded your IRC log around claiming you were an AOL user.
http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=279690

They seem to have deleted the "vipejc_funnays.txt" file containing the IRC logs after they found that out, lol. Either that or it's offline right now. http://s94574278.onlinehome.us/random/vipejc_funnays.txt

I don't know why I bothered giving you the link but it was kind of funny. Good job, I guess.

>>16
http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=319546
LOL! The truth is my real name is Chad NOT Erick. I created a bogus profile on this site for amusement and posted a few hilarious threads. So I could count all the fools who responded. Though, thank you for the comic. For a bunch of nerds you sure are stupid. The jokes on you.
Posted - 5/14/2005 9:37:49 PM

Posted - 5/14/2005
Posted - 2005
2005

>>23
That was me.

Actually now I'm told that he was actually AIMing people on gamedev to try to get them to code the game for them.

Maybe... this... wasn't a troll? Or maybe he was such a good troll he's trying to trick us with this? Bah, who cares.

>>24
| Oh, shiat, dicknipples.

| Oh, shiat.

| Oh.

>>23
http://web.archive.org/web/20050404203109/http://s94574278.onlinehome.us/random/vipejc_funnays.txt

And if you want more ``lulz,'' this user is simply comedy gold.

http://www.gamedev.net/profile/profile.asp?mode=display&id=40041

[03:29] <kooktroop> vipejc, if you an "executive hockey producer"
[03:29] <kooktroop> like you claim to be
[03:29] <vipejc> no i am an ideas specialist looking for the talent to feed
[03:30] <vipejc> kook i am a natural born executive producer with no industry experience or education
[03:30] <Oluseyi> vipejc, executive producers aren't born
[03:30] <Oluseyi> they're made
[03:30] <vipejc> i have a rare gift

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