C# regexps

Pattern findGamesPattern = Pattern.With.Literal(@"<div")    .WhiteSpace.Repeat.ZeroOrMore.Literal(@"class=""game""").WhiteSpace.Repeat.ZeroOrMore.Literal(@"id=""")
    .NamedGroup("gameId", Pattern.With.Digit.Repeat.OneOrMore)
    .Literal(@"-game""")
    .NamedGroup("content", Pattern.With.Anything.Repeat.Lazy.ZeroOrMore)
    .Literal(@"<!--gameStatus")    .WhiteSpace.Repeat.ZeroOrMore.Literal("=").WhiteSpace.Repeat.ZeroOrMore
    .NamedGroup("gameState", Pattern.With.Digit.Repeat.OneOrMore)
    .Literal("-->");

Lol. Lmao. Roffle. I can't even get myself to format it properly. Trying to focus on C# makes my head hurt.

It's like there's a competition of who can make the fucken shittiest, repetitive, dull, soul-crushing programming language and get the most people to use it. It all began with Pascal, then continued with C/C++, then Sun introduced a whole new level of torture with Java, and now even Microsoft entered the competition. I bet the next big programming language will be GoogleLang where every lexeme has the form Gooo...ooogle!

Goooooooooogle! Gooooogle! Goooooooooooooooooooooooogle!

C#, ObjC , Java and similar languages (similar as to faggotry)
fail hard.

>>1
I fucking came.

(I wonder what the equivalent of that in Haskell would look... luckily there's a re library for real men there.)

HI, i'M RICHARD STALLMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE GNU ENVIRONMENT AND COMMUNIST'S SOFTWARE ENGINEERING.AS I WAS TAKING VACATIONS IN A GREAT COUNTRY OF FREEDOM AND BROTHERHOOD (SHANGHAI, CHINA), ONE MAN, ENSLAVED BY IGNORANCE AND POSSESSED BY A PERVERTED SOUL, CAME TO ME AND ASKED "HELLO MR HIPPIE, DO YOU KNOW THE NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, C# ? IT WAS MADE BY MICROSOFT". AT THIS WORD, A HUGE ANGER INVADED MY MIND, AND, IN A GREAT MISUNDERSTANDING, ONLY HEARD THE WORD "SHARP". SO I TOOK A CHAINSAW, AND AFTER I WAS SURE THIS WAS RELEASED UNDER GNU/GPL LICENSE, CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF WITH IT TO DELIVER THIS POOR MAN FROM EVIL. KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE IS A REAL THREAT FOR HUMANITY.

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>>4
Do you guarantee it, or is that covered by the no-warranty clause?

Ick. C# looks icky. I'm glad I'm learning c. xDD

FUCKING LOL @ THAT
also
>>6 is a moron, C is _worse_ than that HAHA

SICP

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