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hi every1 im newb!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 19:05 ID:1gldA5vD

hi every1 im newb!!!!!!! *holds up refrence manuals* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 learnz c (im procedural if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite brain fsck!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! c++ is random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random memory leaks =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
FENCE POST ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
nibbles and bytes,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 19:21 ID:UIIQc5x5

I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 19:56 ID:1gldA5vD

>>2
If C programmers are such wizards then why does GCC have optimization flags!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 20:37 ID:c0UOvK05

Less features = win, ASM is superior. Thread and /prog/ over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 0:25 ID:diWgoUhu

>>2
I've written the [bold]first[/bold] C compiler in C++ enjoy your aids.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 1:07 ID:R5pxUl1q

Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just got dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 2:56 ID:NNTP1OmR

>>3
Because manually unrolling your own loops, doing constant folding and propagation, inlining, peephole optimizations, and writing assembly workarounds makes the code both ugly and a lot more difficult to maintain.

</serious>

They're stupid enough to use C. What do you expect?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 5:45 ID:nhOqmjWV

Forced indentation of code. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 8:37 ID:lk2q+MO4

>>1
I lol'd (that copypasta is my sexual fetish)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 8:48 ID:FQtEID7+

Did someone say Brainfuck
 ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 19:36 ID:nRLQ1tnr

>>9
I lol'd (that copypasta is my sexual fetish)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:38 ID:MidwXvxj

>>10

I see what you did thar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:53 ID:NDnGgdfM

>>10
Concatenation ftw?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 2:03 ID:qKAAG8W1

>>10
+++[>+++[>++<-]<-]>>-[>++++>+++++>++<<<-]>>>--<<[.+.->--.++.>.<<]

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 12:03 ID:IlrS+Frd

Fuckin' bumped!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 6:46 ID:Heaven

>>15
Fukken why?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 7:51 ID:Heaven

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>-----<-]>++.<++[>+++<-]>.--.---->.<>>]

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 9:09 ID:FKnMIrFf

>>16
fukkenn!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 9:57 ID:XXmdGct9

>>16
Because I'm the fuckin' OP!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 18:18 ID:bnqcUtwT

>>19
But it was fukken copypasta! You don't bump copypasta. It's part of the rules that...I just made up...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 18:46 ID:XXmdGct9

>>20
Don't be a hater! *holds up spork*

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 18:33 ID:YUOeeDFf

pmub

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 18:34 ID:mAICyC/I

fukken copypasta copypasta copypasta!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 18:42 ID:YUOeeDFf

!!!!!atsapypoc atsapypoc atsapypoc nekkuf

Name: ee™ 2007-03-21 20:22 ID:W7dGJwQQ

lol?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 22:21 ID:Ho1ZZHG7

iCame

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 23:01 ID:YUOeeDFf

?lol

emaCi

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 2:59 ID:q12cwBzA

TYPING BACKWARDS IS NOW A MEME

.revo daerhT . edoc fo noitatnedni decrof eht ,drow enO

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 3:23 ID:jW0eRGES

EMEM A WON SI SDRAWKCAB GNIPYT

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 4:03 ID:mR7mWQJm

M-x artist-mode









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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 6:09 ID:+1wg+wrw

>>29
I see what you did thar

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 12:10 ID:Heaven

>>1
that copy pasta scares me.
probably because there's someone in my family who is about that age with the same name who actually types like that.

>>30
wtf is that supposed to be, besides showing off the fact that you use a shitty editor that causes carpal tunnel syndrome?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 16:51 ID:oPKDKpvK

!eid reven nac daerht sihT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 17:16 ID:SH5ADfhf

>>32
You have someone in your family named t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 19:28 ID:q12cwBzA

>>34
What >>32 meant was that he has a relative named katy. Easy misconception.

Name: usados 2007-03-23 7:36 ID:pg+GLxjH

eslabón8

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-23 16:14 ID:gTQzuPTt

esaelp 0005$

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 11:43 ID:3vFpUAIB

>>37
?noitamrofni knaB

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 13:41 ID:5GMNoy6a

>>38
39693-4633-45 ograF slleW

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 14:46 ID:NXnwUNkp

‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮You guys are fucking stupid....

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 20:21 ID:DXMC+y3Q

>>38
.tihs elppA tsuj ,oN

Name: ee™ 2007-03-24 23:22 ID:V1q44z1/

>>35
katy? Isn't it Katie? Or Katey?
>>1
Reference manuals?

Copy pasta? where can I find this pasta?

Name: 32 2007-03-24 23:48 ID:Heaven

Isn't it Katie? Or Katey?
no.

Copy pasta? where can I find this pasta?
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22copy+pasta%22

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-24 23:54 ID:3vFpUAIB

>>40
?kcoc rouy kcus I naC

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 23:16

lol BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 23:17

lol BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 22:04

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

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