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C and C++ are for retards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 8:08 ID:CGOEr2/y

and the speed you gain by using them doesn't matter shit these days unless you're making the latest and greatest 3D game.

Fucking manual memory management. Fuck in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 8:13 ID:TPDbVUG5

>>1
Yeah, make a bloated OS with a piece of crap like Java and come say this again fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 8:43 ID:VzWPtn1Q

>>1
You're free to go play with your "Hello World"s using whatever you want, so don't bother us.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 8:50 ID:E3G5KMuW

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 9:45 ID:SlNLaC3R

HELLO I AM STEPHEN HAWKING THE RETARDED PROGRAMMER, COMPANION OF HONOR, COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, FELLOW OF THE ROYAL SOCIETY AND THE ROYAL SOCIETY OF ARTS.  LAST NIGHT I HAD BEEN PROGRAMMING C/C++ FOR HOURS UPON HOURS DUE TO NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE ON MY OWN AND I CAME UPON A PORNOGRAPHY WEB SIGHT WHILE SEARCHING FOR THE SPECIFICATION OF THE CREATETHREADEX FUNCTION.  I IMMEDIATELY LEFT THE PORNOGRAPHY WEB SIGHT.  I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 10:07 ID:EZK/ZB8U

Here we go again, *sigh*
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 11:10 ID:3G+sitSR

cout<<"lol, he hates C/C++, boo hoo the world is over";

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 15:04 ID:CDa5ktr4

>>1
Durr, you can find several libraries for doing memory management for you if you are so inclined.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 16:54 ID:oB7xtrqO

D bitch.

Name: ee™ 2007-03-11 17:21 ID:rbJ9IRXA

>>9
C comes before D.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 17:38 ID:oB7xtrqO

Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 23:19 ID:SWKe5S8W

I agree. We should make something like Java. Implemented in .NET for maximum portability.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 10:34 ID:Sx6KfHYe

“There are just two kinds of languages: the ones everybody complains about and the ones nobody uses.”
- Bjarne Stroustrup

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 13:12 ID:AQwmxWg7

>>13
"They are committing suicide at the gates of Bagdad" - Iraqi Information Minister

Same truth value.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 13:30 ID:J8EtreFm

>>14
"You are a fag" - President

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 14:34 ID:eGMu6l2M

"Do not misunderestimate me" - President

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 14:54 ID:J8EtreFm

>>16
"Impersonators are fags" - President

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 15:23 ID:QkpF/P0o

new and delete are for fags.
real men use malloc() and free().
real REAL men write their OWN malloc and free().
and real real REAL men don't use memory at all and do everything in registers!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 19:43 ID:Ug4Kjote

>>1

You realize that you don't have to do your own memory management in C++, right?  Its one of the most customizable languages out there.  By default, it has no memory management - but that doesn't mean you cant use a library that offers it.  Go read about smart pointers and educate yourself a bit.

Flexability, native output and nearly unparalleled target platforms are why C/C++ exist.  Speed is just a nice benefit of having everyone working with it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 5:12 ID:rS64VM4Q

>>19
CFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 13:46 ID:GSZjKudC

>>19
I just really wish the syntax wasn't so confusing...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 13:46 ID:GSZjKudC

>>21
Apparently they're going to fix that in the new version, or something....

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 13:48 ID:++w2K6SS

>>21
If you want non-confusing syntax, I suggest the logical and clear syntax of Haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 13:58 ID:A1FI+vsA

Syntax is evil, use Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 14:11 ID:Heaven

>>24
lisp's syntax is evil. why would i want to use it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 18:37 ID:+L3xpkSF

>>25
because it's good, powerful, and efficient. but you don't want that, you prefer crappy programs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-13 19:10 ID:Sp9aQquk

But I want to make the latest and greatest 3D game...

Name: Seraph 2007-03-13 23:55 ID:05BI6fYF

>>1

Chances are, the author of the OP has not recieved the adequate training/education to write in any language. I find, as a programmer who writes in C++, and having to hook up to collaborate with other companies that use, say for example, Java or something, that people who cannot handle the memory management in C++ cannot handle foundational design techniques and so thier stuff sucks anyway. You would have retained more respect if you just said "I hate C++ because curly brackets are t3h gayzorz"

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 4:13 ID:SOb6ZPJf

>>18

FUCKIN AMEN
IVE BEEN LERNING C++, BUT EVERY BOOK ON IT IS DEATHLY AFRAID OF USING C COMMANDS. IT TOOK WRITING A PROGRAM THAT LOADS A DECENT AMOUNT OF RAM TO LERN THE DIFFERENCE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 4:28 ID:SOb6ZPJf

>>29

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THEIR LACK OF USE OF FOPEN FOR BINARY FILES. EVERY BOOK IVE SEEN WANTS ME TO USE *CHAR AND CASTING INSTEAD.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 5:29 ID:1Q/AlG+9

C++ purists are faggits

Name: ur all newbhat fatgets 2007-03-15 11:25 ID:CSjamJSz

retards, learn a fuckin language and use it for what it was designed for, don't like it? then just go sit in the dark corner and cry while you cut yourself. noone just randomly makes a programming language, they're purpose built. PROTIP: Don't learn a programming language or ANYTHING for that matter from a book by yourself, you're better off becoming an hero right now - go to school

Name: Seraph 2007-03-15 11:32 ID:2OvDTNhB

>>32

Win

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 12:02 ID:/Cub4O4o

>>1

You don't like C just because you can't understand pointers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 12:02 ID:/Cub4O4o

>>32

STFU

Name: ee™ 2007-03-15 16:20 ID:3NczoI5B

>>35
Naw, he's right. If you don't like how it is, don't use it. Everyone has their personal preference to something, so if it's not yours, you shouldn't bitch about it. Go use whatever programming language you think is good. ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 17:02 ID:sz/T3s1E

Anyway, if you listen to everyone, every damn programming language is shitty for x (good or bad) reasons. All you can do is choosing the less shitty for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 19:48 ID:FdzVevjD

Or stop programming

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-15 22:21 ID:nsS8VaX0

Or learn LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 5:57 ID:SfFGBoGd

Or learn Ruby. Kanbare!

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