A good C beginner's book

Something that will serve as good introduction to The C Programming Language. Recommendations?

>>13
I have over 65,535 years programming experience writing XBOX-SIZED programs that you couldn't even begin to comprehend with 100% of your brains. I wrote the first ANSI C compiler when I was -12 years old, using ANSI C.

You should just accept everything I say, I don't HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMER.

K&R

>>3
Elaborate please, google does nothing

;_;

This has been answered a billion time on this board, look at older threads and also use google.

Okay, I checked some books, but all of them are for people "who already know what a function is, know things about arrays" and some other horrible things. Any tutorial for a complete beginner?

If you can't even figure that out without help, you'll more than likely be a terrible programmer anyway.  Common sense; use it.

FUCK OFF

king

"C Programming: A Modern Approach" is pretty good, we're using it as an undergrad intro to c.

you gotta learn to do shit yourself if you want to program so stop being lazy lazy man

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