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4chan memes the /prog/ way

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 17:48

First: No, I don't give a shit what you think.

if(!TITS){
GTFO();
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 17:50

printf("longcat is l");
for(i=1;i<LONGCAT_LENGHT;i++){
   printf("o");
}
printf("ng\n");

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 17:55

Do
 IF Whale then
     ManHarpoons = true
 End IF
Loop

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 17:56

[code]
<?php
$text = $_POST['text'];
if(stristr("Candlejack", $text){
  $random = (rand()%len($text));
  $text = substr($text, 0, $random);
}
?>

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:00

>>2

/* longcat 2.0 */

printf("longcat is l");
while(true) printf("o");
printf("ng");    /* longcat is so long, it never reaches this part of the code */

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:01

furries = re.compile("furr(y|ies)")
if(re.search(furries, post['text']):
  post['poster'].burn()

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:11

Loop:
CALL Getpic
IF NoNudity(Pic) THEN GOTO Safe
IF Over18(Pic) THEN GOTO Safe
CALL PartyVan

Safe:
PRINT "Image uploaded!"
GOTO Loop

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:15


public static void main(String args[]) {
try {
int result = args[1] / args[2]
} catch( ArithmeticException e) {
System.err.println("OH SHI-" +e) }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:42

>>4

<?php
$text = $_POST['text'];
if(stristr("Candlejack", $text){
  $random = (ran

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:43

ITT PEOPLE ACT LIKE FAGS

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 22:53

perl -e 'sub desu { return "DESU " . desu(); } print desu();'

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 1:25

  LDA #$0F
  STA 53280
  STA 53281
  LDA #$00
  STA 646
  LDA #>STRING
  STA $FB
  LDA #<STRING
  STA $FC
  LDY #0
LOOP
  LDA ($FB),Y
  BEQ EXIT
  JSR $FFD2
  INY
  JMP LOOP
EXIT
  JMP EXIT
STRING
  .DB 147
  .ASC "MySQL connection failure."
  .DB 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 5:41


for thread in threads:
  for post in posts:
    if post['image'] not in myImages:
      thread.reply("ZOMG TORRENT PLZ!!!")

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 5:49

int i;
int n = lastPost;

for(i = 1; i <= lastPost; i++) {
    puts(">>%i", i);
}

puts("same person");

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 7:01

>>14
Good, but don't use shitCase, use propercase or proper_case for variables, ProperCase for functions/methods/classes, and PROPERCASE or PROPER_CASE for constants.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 7:19

VOID CheckPostForFurries(HANDLE hPost, DWORD fParam) {
    struct SEARCH_STRUCTURE srchSearch =
      {"furr",
       SRCHSTR_CASE_INSENSITIVE | SRCHSTR_UNANCHORED,
       NULL,
       NULL,
       NULL};
    int i = SearchWithinPosts(hPost, NULL, srchSearch, NULL, NULL, SRCHWP_COMPARE, NULL, NULL);
    if (i == SRCHWPRES_FOUND) {
        KillHandleAndHandleOwner(hPost, NULL, NULL, WITH_FIRE, 0);
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 7:21

>>15
__no__(self)

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 8:30

>>16
@echo off
echo "I lol'd!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 9:06

if($name=="Mitchell")
{
echo "Make horsey noises, Mitchell!";
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 9:19

>>16
print "a winrar is you"

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:11

main=return()>>= \ _ ->mapM_ putStr(repeat "DESU ")

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:17

>>21
That's a bit unnecessary.
main = (sequence_ (repeat (putStr "DESU ")))

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:18 (sage)

>>22
I happen to like function composition :x
main = (sequence_ . repeat . putStr) "DESU "

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:35 (sage)

>>22
)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:40

!u;

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:42

TITS xor GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 18:33

>>22
>>23
What's with all the parens, are you trying to Lisp?
main = sequence_ . repeat . putStr $ "DESU "
Fix'd.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 18:37

>>27
$ is ugly and won't see any use in my programs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 18:40

>>28
You are ignorant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 19:07

Those programs are good if you want infinitely many desus out on the terminal. However, if you're doing anything more complicated, chances are that you're going to just want a list of desus, out of which you can pick as many as you want.

desus = repeat "DESU"
delimit = (concat .) . intersperse

putStr $ delimit " " desus

Or, if you're into halting computations...

putStrLn $ delimit " " $ take 1000 desus

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 21:16

>>30
Ever heard of unwords

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 11:08

addEventListener(post, postEventListener);

void postEventListener(event){
  post = event.getPost();
  if(post.getNumber() == 20000000){
    post.setPicture('modgets/narutolookskindofcool.jpg', preserveThumbnail=TRUE);
    post.commit();
  }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 0:05

>>7
//EFFICIENT V& PROG 2.0
IF IS_CP(PIC) THEN CALL VAN
ELSE PRINT "Image uploaded!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 0:06

>>30
java is superior, for infnite DESUs just put
for(int i = 0;;i++)
{
  System.out.println("DESU "):
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 10:29

>>34
while True:
    print 'DESU '

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 12:01

>>35
# new version:
while True:
    print 'DESU ',

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 12:43

echo "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" > desu
yes `desu`

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 16:57

>>34
0xFFFFFFFF + 1 = ?
Hint: In Java the answer is something you mustn't devide by.

while(true)
    Console.write("Desu");

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 18:39


>>> try:
...  1/0
... except ZeroDivisionError:
...  print 'This Python interpreter fails. 1/0 is infinite.'
...
This Python interpreter fails. 1/0 is infinite.
>>> :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 22:20

My first post...

.data
desu:
    .string "DESU "

.text
.global    _start
_start:
    movl    $4,    %eax
    movl    $1,    %ebx
    movl    $desu,    %ecx
    movl    $5,    %edx
    int    $0x80
    jmp    _start
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