4chan memes the /prog/ way

First: No, I don't give a shit what you think.

if(!TITS){
GTFO();
}

Those programs are good if you want infinitely many desus out on the terminal. However, if you're doing anything more complicated, chances are that you're going to just want a list of desus, out of which you can pick as many as you want.

desus = repeat "DESU"
delimit = (concat .) . intersperse

putStr $ delimit " " desus

Or, if you're into halting computations...

putStrLn $ delimit " " $ take 1000 desus