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Edsger Dijkstra

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 19:29

Is there anything this old Dutch faggot didn't whine, bitch, piss, and moan about?  I've never read a single quote by this guy that wasn't "wah wah wah wah wah".  Why did he even involve himself in computer science when he hated it so much?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 20:23

Checked his quotes, some seem to win big:

“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.”

“Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.”

“The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.”

“Besides a mathematical inclination, an exceptionally good mastery of one's native tongue is the most vital asset of a competent programmer.”

“the question of whether Machines Can Think ... is about as relevant as the question of whether Submarines Can Swim.”

“Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a quality that decides between success and failure.”

“The prisoner falls in love with his chains.”

“You must not give the world what it asks for, but what it needs.”

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 20:36

>>1
1) no
2) he was really good at it

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-16 1:10

>>1
his own work

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:50

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:52

>>1
i reckon he was 14million times as smart as you

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 17:50

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 23:33

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Name: Sgt.Kabu쒩₀kimanर 2012-05-28 21:45

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