Dick-waving contest GO!

Good thread.

Non-trivial:
C89 - A Seihou clone. There is absolutely no content because I'm still trying to design a good scripting engine. (~3200 lines, ~800 of them being a bytecode interpreter)
ASM and GNU C - A bootloader and a shitty kernel for PC (~3500 lines)

Trivial:
C89 - A shitty minimal HTTP server (~900 lines)

>>51
because I'm still trying to design a good scripting engine
Why not to use something already existing like Python or Lua? NIH much?

>>52
Why not to use something already existing like Python or Lua? NIH much?
Exactly. The only libraries I'm using are the standard C library and the X11 and OpenGL API.

Trivial:
University stuff. Mostly stupid web pages and shitty data structure manipulation.

Non-trivial:
A still non complete, experimental logic framework. 3k Java LOC and it's going to grow up for a while.

Javascript - Made this free web-based mail system for a pretty big company (~400,000 lines)

I have read SICP.

>>54
What is an experimental logic framework? I mena what do you want to use it for eventually?

>>57
>>54-san is an JEW

>>57
To prove that 1==2

>>57
I'm not sure what he means, but it could be a proof generator for first order or predicate logic. Something similar to http://www.umsu.de/logik/trees/ is quite a fun exercise to code.

>>1

- Trivial:

Java: hacked a handful of machines in the nineties by catching SecurityExceptions and rerunning the offending code in the first retarded versions of Java and IE. Otherwise, uninteresting and big stuff (it was the first language I've learned). Since then, never considered it to be a serious technology.

FORTRAN: Ported a 250k-line physics simulator program to C.

VHDL: Written an ~1500 line simple arcade game simulator to run on a extremely memory-limited FPGA, with AI and 3-bit hardwired (bufferless) graphic rendering (won't tell which one, afraid of being recognized by any lurkers).

Prolog: Written chess player and sudoku solver. Big and slow, but interesting.

Assembly: Written a handful of trojans, viruses and PE infectors, used to rule a small (~100 hosts) botnet used to dispatch illegal traffic and retrieve private data in exchange of cash. Written a multicast receiver to help processing extremely high performance real-time protocols.

C: Written a cryptographic library, a security system used to protect illegal gambling systems for surveillance/theft, a compiler to a private language, a couple of cracks and keygens, and several uC programs and thousands of much less interesting crap.

C++: Written an alternative/complement to STL similar to Boost. Halted at halfway to termination when successfully noticing that C++ sucks really, really hard.

Python: Written a grotesquely optimized viterbi-decoder just for the sake of seeing it horribly choke in speed in front of the same program written in C, and dozens of other helper scripts.

Bash: Written a simple HTTP web-server and an IM using inetd as the forker and zenity as the graphical crap.

PHP, ASP and web-stuff: never written anything; I consider these utter crap tech.

- Non-trivial:

Acquired an attractive girlfriend in the meantime.

>>61
Now this is dick waving.

>>61
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

>>63

I do. Oh, and've been with a nympho before dumping her some years ago. Enjoy your envy.

>>64
Let me decode that for you: you got carpal syndrome on your fap hand so you switched to the other, only to discover that it was much stronger and faster (nympho). Too bad you will never get close to a female, you fat neckbearded autistic faggot.

>>65
Too bad you will never get close to a female
How's that `bad'?

The pleasure of wasting ones life on /prog/.

>>66

Just take a look at >>63,65. This is what happens to you when you lack access to females.

>>68
I'm married, fagchops.

So like, the manly neighbor always seems to get some kind of strange hardon when she sees wear wearing my sister's black leggings underneath a pair of jean shorts.

>>70
my sister's black leggings
As a matter of fact, they're mine.

Python: Chat client and server using sockets: ~1k lines
C++ and GTK+: AVR programming IDE in early development ~1k lines

Trying to write a simple kernel in C++ at the moment. It will almost definitely fail at some point but I'll get it working eventually. IMO the best way to learn something is to try and fail at it over and over again until you understand.

I wrote a fibs in Haskell once.

>>73
The inferior say this to attempt to justify their failures, but everyone knows the perfect never fail.

>>75
>>73 is me
I don't agree, I don't think anyone is perfect. Except you obviously.

>sage for irrelevant

>>73

I bet you'll fail because you're attempting to do it in C++, which is a perfect excuse for utter failure in any context.

>>75

Not really. The magic word for eagerly euphemizing failures and very low level accomplishments, but still disguised as modesty or displays of acquaintance in order to draw the sympathy of the audience, is "shitty".

See >>51, >>54 and many others around here.

>>77
>I bet you'll fail because you're attempting to do it in C++
It'll be much more difficult, certainly, but there have been kernels in C++ before (one is called Pedigree).

>which is a perfect excuse for utter failure in any context.
Why? Because it's C++? I don't get why some people have inherent hate for a language. It's not perfect, it has its downsides but it works. If it didn't, just about every game released in the last 10+ years would be written in something else. I usually use C, but I wanted to use C++ in this case. I thought it would be nice to have proper namespaces and classes.

>>77
Are you saying I was triying to draw the sympathy of /prog/? You are a fail of a person: if I say something is shitty its because it's shit, no more no less.

OCIHBTMF

>>79
shit ->shit-like
I fucked up my english right there.