Dick-waving contest GO!

Heya! Time to check up on the credentials of /prog/. Also, feel free to brag your heart out!

The idea is that you post the languages you have done non-trivial (add trivial if you wish) projects in. An estimate on the number of lines of code might be useful too. I'll start:

Non-trivial:
PHP - Built my own lite CMS (approx. 400 lines)
Python - Currently making a file tagging/rating app (500 lines)
C - Plugin for Etheral (1000+ lines, mostly Ethereal parameters)

Trivial:
Erlang - Built a Linda Tuplespace (school, maybe 50 lines)
Java - Varios crap, the most advanced being a simple board game (school, 200 lines)
Haskell - Various crap, made an adventure game (school, 300 lines)

That's about it for me. Now lets see what Gods of programming we've got in here!

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- Trivial:

Java: hacked a handful of machines in the nineties by catching SecurityExceptions and rerunning the offending code in the first retarded versions of Java and IE. Otherwise, uninteresting and big stuff (it was the first language I've learned). Since then, never considered it to be a serious technology.

FORTRAN: Ported a 250k-line physics simulator program to C.

VHDL: Written an ~1500 line simple arcade game simulator to run on a extremely memory-limited FPGA, with AI and 3-bit hardwired (bufferless) graphic rendering (won't tell which one, afraid of being recognized by any lurkers).

Prolog: Written chess player and sudoku solver. Big and slow, but interesting.

Assembly: Written a handful of trojans, viruses and PE infectors, used to rule a small (~100 hosts) botnet used to dispatch illegal traffic and retrieve private data in exchange of cash. Written a multicast receiver to help processing extremely high performance real-time protocols.

C: Written a cryptographic library, a security system used to protect illegal gambling systems for surveillance/theft, a compiler to a private language, a couple of cracks and keygens, and several uC programs and thousands of much less interesting crap.

C++: Written an alternative/complement to STL similar to Boost. Halted at halfway to termination when successfully noticing that C++ sucks really, really hard.

Python: Written a grotesquely optimized viterbi-decoder just for the sake of seeing it horribly choke in speed in front of the same program written in C, and dozens of other helper scripts.

Bash: Written a simple HTTP web-server and an IM using inetd as the forker and zenity as the graphical crap.

PHP, ASP and web-stuff: never written anything; I consider these utter crap tech.

- Non-trivial:

Acquired an attractive girlfriend in the meantime.