Programmers should be bloody. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about programming. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start coding, and then the bastard beside me goes "Java, with JNDI." Who in the world likes enterprise software nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to use Java and JNDI?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try using J2EE? Coming from a programming veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Python. That's right, Python. This is the vet's way of coding. Python means more functional abstraction than objects. But on the other hand the lambdas could be better. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by your boss from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you,
>>23, should just stick with JavaScript snippets.