/prog/ - /prog is over 9000

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 5:08

>>> class intex(int):

...     __str__ = lambda self: self > 9000 and 'ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!' or str(int(self))

...

>>> i = intex(5)

>>> print i

5

>>> i = intex(50000)

>>> print i

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 5:46 (sage)

ITS OVER __NINE__(self) str(THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND)!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 7:31

>>2
__lol__ :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 13:29

#include <stdio.h>

int main(){
unsigned int i=0;
--i;
if(i>9000)
puts("ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!");
return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 13:39

#include <stdio.h>

int main(){
int prog=*(int*)"/prog";
if(prog>9000)
puts("ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!");
return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 17:54

@_ = map { rand(10000) } 1..50;
map { print "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!" if ($_ >9000) } @_;

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 2:15

int main(){

while(0);
};

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 2:19

for(;;){}

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 4:06

fork until 0

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 4:33 (sage)

:(){:|:&};:

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 5:36

:()|-=

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 6:51

+[]

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 10:19

$ cat power.pl

use strict; use warnings;

sub powerlevel {

        my $level = shift;

        my $oh_shit = eval { $level <=> 9000 };

        return "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!" if $oh_shit =~ /^[1-9]/;

        $level;

}



print &powerlevel(500), "\n";

print &powerlevel(9001), "\n";



$ perl power.pl

500

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

$

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 12:26

>>12
That is valid Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 17:45

needs moar brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 18:04

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 16:42

desu="DESU "++desu
main=print desu

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 4:21

:(){echo -n "DESU "&&:|:&}:

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 5:26

>>18
print (foldr1 (++) (repeat "DESU))

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 8:55

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India, Kashmir: over 9000 women raped and molested
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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 9:41

India, Kashmir: over 9000 women raped and molested
torrent?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 12:11

>>22
India, Kashmir: over 9000 women raped and molested
monsoon?

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:29

BBCODE Failure

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:49

/mxi.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:00

The train rest in expanding the libraries that he uses to solve the problem Software design tends to be a TINYTEXT 255.

Name: !ugnNotsagE 2011-05-26 13:34

Name: Sgt.Kabu輍陆kiman�㯎 2012-05-28 21:15

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 6:02

Remember the good old days?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 2:05

>>30
Go back to bed, Lazarus Long.

/prog is over 9000

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