Langs

You bash on C, C++, Java, Perl, Python, etc. Is there anything /prog/ WON'T bash?

BASIC (well, I bash it, but everyone else here loves numbered lines and gotos)

lister.php:
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<?php

function image_lister_list($imageFolder, $imageFolderURL, $allowedExtensions, $imageWidth, $authLevel){
    $files = scandir($imageFolder);
    $images = array();
    foreach($files as $file) {
        foreach($allowedExtensions as $ext) {
            if((strlen($file)>strlen($ext)) && stristr($file, $ext)){

                array_push($images, $file);
            }
        }
    }
    $item = 0;
    foreach($images as $image){
        echo "<img src=\"" . $imageFolderURL . $image . "\" alt=\"" . $image . "\" width=\"" . $imageWidth . "\" /><br />\n";
        echo "File:" . $image . "&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;";
        if($authLevel < 2){
            echo "<a href=\"index.php?p=delete&index={$item}\"> Delete </a><br /><br />";
        }
        $item += 1;
    }
}

function image_lister_delete($imageFolder, $allowedExtensions){
    if(isset($_GET["index"])){
        $index = $_GET["index"];
        $files = scandir($imageFolder);
        $images = array();
        foreach($files as $file) {
            foreach($allowedExtensions as $ext) {
                if((strlen($file)>strlen($ext)) && stristr($file, $ext)){
                    array_push($images, $file);
                }
            }
        }
        unlink($imageFolder . "\\" . $images[$index]);
    }
}

?>
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uploader.php:
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<?php

function image_uploader_upload($imageFolder, $imageFolderURL) {
    $targetPath = $imageFolder . "\\" . basename( $_FILES['uploadedfile']['name']);
    $targetURL = $imageFolderURL . basename( $_FILES['uploadedfile']['name']);

    if(move_uploaded_file($_FILES['uploadedfile']['tmp_name'], $targetPath)) {
        echo "The file ".  basename( $_FILES['uploadedfile']['name']).
        " has been uploaded to <a href=\"$targetURL\">$targetURL</a><br />";
    } else{
        echo "There was an error uploading the file, please try again!";
    }
}
?>
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We don't bash Bash

>>7
because it sucks so much it's not even funny

bash is huge like xbox.

>>3-5
better hope nobody uploads "image.png.php" !

>>10
Shh, I'm waiting for people to put this script on their servers...

Also, real men only allows php files to execute in pre-specified folders.

>>11
Real men hardcode their webservers.  In machine code.

>>12

Real men tell some pasty geek to set up a web server for them.

>>1
usually all those language are useful for something(except python cuz java does the same) they are just useful for different things but most of the ppl on /prog/ are nubs(especially 12) that the only thing they can do is cout<<"Hello World !"<<endl;

JESUS CHRIST, WHERE DID >>3 GO!?!?!??!!?! THIS LINE IS NO LONGER SECURE

>>15
It fell to the Beast.

>>15

They've actively started moderating this forum, deleting all posts that are either off-topic, or on-topic but dodgy.

>>17
obviously lies because then there would be no threads left

www.opera.com

>>19
You're pushing the limits!

>>20
Booooost!!! http://ww.boost.org/

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

>>22
how much do you want?

>>23 An arm..... and a leg....

>>23
he wants to scam

and i bet he likes python

Nobody bashes lisp.

>>26
of course, it's because Lisp is the perfect language, XML is just a pure copy of the syntax of Lisp.

>>26
Even though its (lack of) syntax blows and it can't be properly indented whatsoever; anything you may come up with sucks anyways.

>>28
here is Lisp syntax:

opening parenthesis: (
closing parenthesis: )

that's all. and don't tell me you can't properly configure your editor or IDE, do you want me to help?

>>29
I said it can't be properly indented and any attempt at it will suck for one reason or another. There's just no good way to indent Lisp code nicely; I've more than tried.

>>30
Real men use point-free syntax (i.e. use many .s) in Haskell to avoid parentheses, and function arguments for that matter.

wow dude lisp is gay.. for faggets only..

I have lisp Your a faggot

>>32

FAG-GET

(fag you)

> (fag-p 'you)
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（⌒D⌒） Hello. I am "Mr. Welcome to the past bitch fucking bump". I do believe this is a thread from the past in need of a fucking bump, so I would like to fucking bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Welcome to the past bitch fucking bump".

>>1
C has its uses. C++ pretty much sucks. Java sucks horribly. Perl kinda sucks. Python, Lisp, Haskell, etc. deserve no criticism, besides memes and trolls.

SICP

The code generated in   assembly 3 Convert   the ASM to   fit your VM.

Imagefolderurl allowedExtensions imageWidth authLevel.

my farts burn my anus
it hurts
in a good way

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