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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 14:37

What questions should I ask job interviewers when applying for a position as a programmer?

I can't think of any, but advice always says that not having questions to ask at the end of the interview is the worst thing you can do.

I just want a fucking job where I can be a productive cubicle-enclosed worker bee who follows orders, I can't think of any questions.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 14:45

Interview (n): A method by which an employer chooses the candidate who is best for the job, provided the job consists entirely of being interviewed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 15:05

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 15:08

>>2

Dave Barry?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 15:09

>>1
"So, is it true I won't get this job if I don't ask any questions right now?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-04 15:27

Ask about benefits, how they handle overtime, the culture of the workers -- pretty much anything that will show that you are interested, engaged and not a complete fuckup.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:01

I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 17:45

shit
dicks

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 17:45

shit
dicks
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-25 17:45

shit
dicks

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 17:05

csrss, displaying  to admit it  anybody ever use that  YHBT operator   I don't  clip. Lets say I have 3  KICK YOUR ASS   Did you mean: hax  in this thread unless they admit that they /env python import os, sys files = sys.argv[1  hax my anus.   And what did you discover?   They are

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 19:28

NECROSAGE

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 19:49

>>13
Sagefault detected.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 21:50

>>11
YHBT operator

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-11 22:41

>>15
Sample usage:
>>15 YHBT >>11

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 12:35

>>16
Pretty sure it's unary.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 13:43

>>17
Correct.
Binary operator is:
>>15 HBTB >>11

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 14:26

It's not an operator unless it looks like an owl or a penis.
>>15 `HBTB` >>11

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 17:32

>>18,19
How do you pronounce the `HBTB` operator?

1) Aitch Bee Tee Bee
2) Has Been Trolled By
3) Hubby Tubby (faggot)
4) Binary YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 20:23

>>20
Habeetybee.

YHBT is pronounced yahibbity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 16:10

YHBT operator

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 17:14

>>20
aitch tee bee tee

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