questions for job interviews...

What questions should I ask job interviewers when applying for a position as a programmer?

I can't think of any, but advice always says that not having questions to ask at the end of the interview is the worst thing you can do.

I just want a fucking job where I can be a productive cubicle-enclosed worker bee who follows orders, I can't think of any questions.

Interview (n): A method by which an employer chooses the candidate who is best for the job, provided the job consists entirely of being interviewed.