WTF

So, i'm on AIM. And a friend of mine sends me an IM. He needs help with his Computer Science homework, im like ok sure! I'm pretty good at that! And guess what, IT'S JAVA. I have experience in that language, so i accepted the request. What what do you fucking know, im boggled by the most irrational and illogical shit he throws at me. Why, WHY DOES THIS SHIT STILL EXIST

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Java is fine too, just learn it properly.
Java is not fine, even if you implement the best practices for maximum productivity and scalability enabling your enterprise to reduce the total cost of ownership by converting visitors into customers with their Web 2.0 AJAX application.

BTW, it's not the syntax what fails. The syntax is actually pretty good (probably because it was not invented by Sun). If only the language and standard library were that good...