I tried growing a beard

...but I ended up taking my pants off too much.

Why do people use C when there's C++ anyway? C is so... unorganised.

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I do. I decide what I want to do and the tools I'll use. No one else does.
Hint: Use assembly. C++ is making many decisions for you.

And the fact you think memory management is trivial or unnecessary shows you've never written anything over 200 lines of code.