I tried growing a beard

...but I ended up taking my pants off too much.

Why do people use C when there's C++ anyway? C is so... unorganised.

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| Who said you want that done that way?

I do. I decide what I want to do and the tools I'll use. No one else does.

| but nested templates and the memory management hell is not my idea of fun.

Pussies fail at managing memory. And what managment? Object o; -> created and automatically destroyed for you.