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In college

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 8:03

Im in college for computer programming at the moment and I am wondering how lurcretive the job market is right now, would you suggest post-college job training to get certified in certain areas (IE Network Admin, etc)? Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 8:14

Also, anyone want to give me the do's and dont's when it comes to computer programming

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 8:59

Most lucrative job = lawyer, jury, etc. or famous shit singers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 9:01

Oh, and I almost forgot: modern artist. Draw 4 lines, say it expresses anxiety and the afterlife or some similar bullshit, and you get paid millions.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 12:34

>>1
Pimpimg or selling drugs also has a very lucrative job market now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 12:47

>>1
I am a tool, please tell me how to live my life

T,FTFY.

Seriously though, job markets change constantly, choosing a career based on a market is incredibly stupid. If you aren't talented enough to make a career out of what you're great at, then you're going to live a mediocre life anyway.

Go jump off a bridge.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 20:22

if you dont enjoy programming get out now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 22:40

college for computer programming
wondering how lurcretive
post-college job training to get certified in
Prognosis: You're fucked.

Details: You're going to become a professional cable-runner and tech-support. Eventually you'll die in your basement of an aneurysm after losing a FFA FPS, but nobody will notice because you'll be unemployed at the time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-30 18:54

I graduated last December and I still can't find a job.

Companies these days don't wanna be arsed to train entry-level people.  They just expect their competitors to do it, and then steal 'em once they're experienced.  But since their competitors are also too lazy to train entry-level programmers, well, I think I may have to put on a McDonald's hat pretty soon if I want an income.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:40

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