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THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 17:30

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 17:47

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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 20:46 (sage)

not /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 22:17

>>1

D:\>python
Python 2.4.2 (#67, Sep 28 2005, 12:41:11) [MSC v.1310 32 bit (Intel)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> from time import sleep
>>> while True:
...  inspire()
...  sleep(1)
...  expire()
...  sleep(1)
...

Now breathing automatically, problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 6:03

>>4
Oh wow, you just made your life miserable with that way too simple algorithm.

Now you can't do any activities that require fast heartbeat. Enjoy sitting infront of your computer and/or walking at a slow phrase like an 80 year old for the rest of your life.

You'll grow fat and die.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 6:52

>>1
GO SLASHDOT
GO SLASHDOT
GO SLASHDOT

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 10:24

>>5
The only activity I do that requires faster heartbeat is masturbation.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 12:54

>>7
LOL fatty

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-24 14:41 (sage)

>>1
I fucking lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 8:58

>>8
Only not... really. I'm a thin nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 10:42

>>10
fatty

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 12:31

>>11
Alright
I'm amerikkkan and weight 120 Kg... oh wait amerikkkans don't use kilograms, they use some stupid unit; what was it? Ducks? Apples?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 13:44

>>12
Stones

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 15:00

>>13
pounds. almost noone uses stones these days.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 18:52

The hilarious thing is that pounds is wrong. Pounds are analagous to newtons. What they should be using are slugs, which are units of mass like kilograms.

An 80kg dude on the Earth is still 80kg on the moon. A 176 pound guy on Earth isn't 176 pounds elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-25 20:57

a nigger is still a nigger no matter what

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 5:30

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 8:28

pounds = english unit for weight
kilograms = french unit for mass

stop calling mass "weight", you french faggots!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 11:04

>>18
The English already overcame legacy units. Kilograms = international unit for mass.

Kilograms can (and are also) used to measure weight. 1 Kg mass = 1 Kg weight on Earth (on standard conditions). So as long as you are on Earth, your average American both weights and "masses" 120 Kg.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 18:14

>>19
Colloquial language often abuses terminology. That doesn't make it right.

Kilograms is a measure of mass alone. Your average Joe doesn't realize this because he's never dealt with a noticeably different gravity.

Name: Mashuu 2006-09-26 22:07

>>18
"pound" comes from latin "pondo", thus it is more french than english.

From french "poids" becomes "weight",
but from english "pounds" becomes "livres".

In conclusion, most english is a bastardized french. So shut up and learn your own language before bitching others.

Thanks you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 22:42

how do i translated 150lb to kgs

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-26 23:09

google 150lb to kgs

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 4:18

>>21
Funny enough that Spanish uses "libras" instead of the French pound root.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 4:35

ITT, fat people. Also,

>>15
You're retarded :(

Pounds are _correct_ when you're talking about weight. They're incorrect when you're talking about MASS. ITT, we are talking about weight. Did anyone say they'd massed themselves?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 5:02

>>25
>Pounds are _correct_ when you're talking about weight. They're incorrect when you're talking about MASS.

Monster fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 5:04

Pounds are a unit of mass. And weight and occasionally force, but mostly mass. The US and (I think) UK both define the pound in terms the kg.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 6:58

>>25
In case you hadn't noticed, you've repeated what >>15 said. Here, let me put your post and >>15 side-by-side:

Pounds are analagous to newtons. What they should be using are slugs, which are units of mass like kilograms.
Pounds are _correct_ when you're talking about weight. They're incorrect when you're talking about MASS

Now, let's get on with the real issue: colloquial use of the word "weight" is wrong. Think carefully why people weight stuff at the market and you'll soon understand why. What they're really interested in is the mass: the amount of stuff they're buying. If they bought the same shit on the moon, they're still buy the same mass, even though the weight is completely different.

Also, >>27 is wrong, if they'd care to google it (first hit!): http://www.physics.ucla.edu/k-6connection/Mass,w,d.htm

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 8:40

>>28

>>27 did google it. The pound was redefined by the US gov't as a unit of mass equal to 1/2.2062234 kg in 1893/4. The UK might have similarly defined it earlier but I'm not sure. A corrected definition of 1 lb = 0.45359237 kg was adopted by the US, UK, AU, NZ, and ZA in 1959.

The 'pound' in the UCLA article is the pound-force (lbf) used in the foot-pound-second systems devised around the beginning of the 20th century. Both pounds are in common use but, at least IME, the unit of force is usually written 'pound-force' unless it's utterly unambiguous.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 8:58

Stupid Americans and their backward units.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 10:14 (sage)

The pound was redefined by the US gov't as a unit of mass equal to 1/2.2062234 kg in 1893/4.
The pound is a unit of weight. If the US gov't decided to redefine the kilogram as a unit of length, would you say that that is the correct definition, even if more than 90% of the population of the US do not?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-27 19:08 (sage)

>>31
The pound is a unit of mass. Further googling indicates that's been a unit of mass since its initial(?) definition in the 14th century. In common usage it's also a unit of weight, most likely because common usage doesn't distinguish between weight and mass. That's part of the normal ambiguity and arbitrariness of the English/imperial/customary system of weights and measures. Remember ounces?

You don't have to like it but that's the way it is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 16:01

>>14
I use STONES, everyone in the UK does.

Now how the fuck do i quit thinking about breathing?

FUCKING AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 18:05

>>33
You are not from the UK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 18:27

>>34
You are not from the UK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 18:55

>>37
You are not from the UK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 18:58

:(

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-29 22:46 (sage)

people need to stop responding to this thread, because every time i see it i start breathing manually.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-30 10:44

I am from the UK. And I am also breathing and blinking manually now. THANKS /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-02 3:55

Bump so you breath manually one more time. Remember to blink manually, too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-02 6:53

I wish I'd never brought this topic up in the first place. Now I'm having to breathe, blink, digest and think manually every time I read /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-02 8:59

and wank

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 21:56

Think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 0:06

Think about your weight.
Feel your hands get heavy.
Feel your hands get too heavy to type.
Feel your hands get too heavy to troll or spam.
Kthxbai.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 1:25

>>44
That is not how you hypnotize someone kudasai.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 13:46

>>45
Urusai!!

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