Java fucking sucks

And Java programmers are even worse.

Have you ever used a Java application that doesn't spam stderr (or more likely, stdout) with exceptions when you try (and fail) doing the simplest of tasks?

Luckily I don't know Java very well, and I must be far from mastering that sucky way of programming.

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Not true. Plants and fungi don't poop, and only some kinds of animals do. Of these, the protostomes aren't likely to have very usable ani, so you're basically limited to deuterostomes.
You could conceivably use analogous structures like the sponge's osculum (provided the sponge is big enough), but I'm not sure you can call that anal sex. Indeed, in the case of the sponge in particular it might be oral sex, since osculum means little mouth.