Java fucking sucks

And Java programmers are even worse.

Have you ever used a Java application that doesn't spam stderr (or more likely, stdout) with exceptions when you try (and fail) doing the simplest of tasks?

Luckily I don't know Java very well, and I must be far from mastering that sucky way of programming.

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSs is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.