Java fucking sucks

And Java programmers are even worse.

Have you ever used a Java application that doesn't spam stderr (or more likely, stdout) with exceptions when you try (and fail) doing the simplest of tasks?

Luckily I don't know Java very well, and I must be far from mastering that sucky way of programming.

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I'd rather be broke and useless than being paid ridiculous amounts of money working as a Java 'programmer'.

fixed.