Java fucking sucks

And Java programmers are even worse.

Have you ever used a Java application that doesn't spam stderr (or more likely, stdout) with exceptions when you try (and fail) doing the simplest of tasks?

Luckily I don't know Java very well, and I must be far from mastering that sucky way of programming.

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It would be a really nice feature if there existed a free working JVM with a decent standard library, so that you could compile it on any platform. But now, your precompiled Java binary runs on whatever platform Sun likes, and it does what Sun wants it to do. I don't dislike Java as a programming language. It's conceptually pretty nice. But the way Sun markets it is just loathable.